"Vic and Sade" was a radio program, (1932 - 1944), written by the most-underrated writer of the 20th Century, Paul Rhymer.
41-11-06 The Dangerous Washrag Sale
Sade recounts her day shopping at Yamilton's, where ladies were knocked down, tromped and otherwise practically murdered. And poor Ruthie Stembottom got booted. It was an apparent washrag free-for-all.
The episode title was given by me, purely for identification purposes.