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Showing posts with label Mr. Chinbunny. Show all posts
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41-01-03 Chinbunny Wears Fake Sideburns

In order to look older, Rush tells of his young High School Principal, Mr. Chinbunny,  wearing fake sideburns to school.

Note that this episode comes long after Chinbunny's reach into the world of self-balding and being taught cigar smoking.

The title is one I have given purely for identification purposes.

[The gist of this episode was revealed in the book, Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer's Daytime Series]

xx-xx-xx Rush Reveals Recent Exploits of Blue Tooth Johnson

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
  • Rush tells tales on Blue Tooth Johnson
  • He took his whole Sunday School class to lunch at the Purple Room inside the Butler House Hotel Restaurant. 
  • He was sitting in study hall at 2:15 and went to sleep and fell out of his chair and landed on Leland Richards' foot that stuck out in the aisle - Leland, Mildred Tisdel and Eunice Raypole hollered in fright. 
  • He was called on in class by Miss Monroe to answer a question but his upper jaw was glued to his lower jaw by some homemade taffy; he was sent to Mr. Chinbunny's office where his taffy was confiscated.  - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
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Blue Tooth is capable of almost any kind of mayhem.  He flies under-the-radar on the show; we tend of think of him as just a fellow that Rush tags along with to the YMCA to watch the fat men play handball.  But Blue Tooth's exploits run almost the full course of the series and though he's not a hoodlum, he certainly can find trouble of all shapes and sizes.  A look at his character at the character database wouldn't be a waste of time.

The date is unknown although the show aired prior to Rush leaving for the Navy.  The title is not known and the one given here was made up by me, purely for identification purposes.  That being said, I still had detailed notes on the episode but critical data was missing.

39-12-28 A Vic and Sade Christmas Show

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Rush realizes he has no money to spend on friends and relatives for Christmas, so he devises a plan: switch his savings account over to a checking account and write checks for Christmas.  He and Blue Tooth Johnson have decided that adults will not cash the checks ($25 each!) thinking it to be a ridiculous amount, therefore, no money will ever change hands.

As for friends his age, he will send the checks to their parents, who will not cash the checks, thinking either it's bogus or inappropriate.

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I've never thought about it until now but Rush's scheme to get a hold of his savings account is very much like Vic trying to get a wide-brimmed hat!

This appears to be the first episode for Vic after his first stint with heart trouble and long lay-off.  They let him out of the hospital in time for Christmas, it seems.  Or since "Vic" only uttered one line, perhaps it was another actor.

Though this may have not been him, it does appear that he was around the next day (Christmas.)

39-12-15 Sade Needs A Gift – Quick!

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
  • Sade arrives to find Vic's not home, and she's got to scare up a Christmas present quick for Freda Chinbunny.  Freda's over at the Call's and Sade needs to find a suitable gift and hurry back there.
  • Rush offers to go grab something at the drug store, but Sade remembers Heine Call delivers for the store.  He'd see Rush and tell his sister, and she'd see Sade's a big fake.
  • Freda announced she and her husband (Mr. Chinbunny) were leaving on a trip on Sunday and won't be back until after Christmas.  Mis' Harris and Mis' Elder jumped up saying they'd better give Freda her gift now, and they ran off to fetch them, with Sade following soon thereafter.
    Sade: "Why they'd hafta realize I got no more Christmas present for Freda than a rabbit."
  • Rush suggests a book he found on the street-car tracks the other day: it's new, not a speck of dirt on it. He fetches it: "An Exhaustive Report of the Work of the Sub-Committee on the Boundary-Changing Issues of South-Central Indiana."  Sade doesn't feel this would be a suitable gift.
  • Rush refers to Edwin Tucket – on a Sunday school outing to a restaurant he ordered first and everyone else followed suit, even though they all hated fish.
  • Sade considers washrags, but Freda's "all stocked-up on washrags."
  • Sade: "No. Think of something, Rush. You're supposed to be a big high-school scholar drippin' over with brains.  I've got to get back there. Otherwise, they'll think I'm the biggest fake since the straw that broke the wood-pile."
  • After much more consideration, Rush takes a call from Smelly Clark and announces Smelly has solved the problem. He wants to hide his gift for his mother at the Gooks' house.  Rush suggests Sade grab an appropriate gift for Freda from among the gifts she's hiding for others and then replace it before Christmas.
  • She takes Mis' Harris' gift from Mr. Harry Sludge – a bottle of  perfume.  She tears off the gift tag and runs back to see Freda. - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
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Other than books Rush has in his possession in the series, every other book title mentioned is almost always some technical kind of book that would be boring to a layperson.

We know Sade loves washrags, but so do many others in town.

We find out that Mr. Sludge's first name is 'Harry.'  That's appropriate for someone who gets a mustache drawn on his face twice in the series. [1] [2]

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36-09-09 Rush Hits the Books

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
  • Vic visits Rush in his room. He's surrounded by new textbooks, papers, and writing materials.  Vic is reluctant to disturb him, but Rush explains he's spent the past hour "in a state of deep reflection."
  • Rush asks if Vic's noticed that he has matured.  He explains he plans to make a quick, solid impression on his teachers. Rush elaborates that at his time of life a person can't afford to coast.  He's got to put aside childish affairs. 
  • Mr. Chinbunny pointed out that sophomores must be done with pranks and kiddishness because pretty soon they'd be running the world.  Vic asks how the sophomores reacted.  Rush: "We took ‘em right to heart. ‘Course George Wilson went to sleep an' Skinny Fatler threw spit-balls, but that's what ya hafta expect outta clucks like that."
  • Rush intends to double-up his work-load till the first report cards come out, and then he'll taper off a little. Sade cautions that overwork could hurt his health.  She once knew someone who tore down their health that way.  Rush says it might be a good thing if he did hurt his health a little – nothing serious – just pale and wan enough to indicate a brilliant mind.
  • Rooster Davis telephones. His neighbor has a bunch of Boston Bull pups, and Rush is going over to see them.  As he leaves, Sade asks when he'll be back.  Rush: "I don't know. Rooster said somethin' about a free show down by the courthouse."  Vic: (to Sade) "Look at that monstrous pile of books that boy's going to read tonight."  Sade: "Did he open any of ‘em?"  Vic: (negative) "Uh-uh"
  • (Barbara Schwarz notes: "No closing remarks – summary taken from Paul Rhymer carbon copy.  Such closing commentaries only found on The NBC completed script copies by this time.  Think it was interesting to note Vic's reference to Rush as a baby.  Obviously it was decided that not enough people had heard the program from the very beginning to remember that Rush was adopted.") - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
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It looks like as of this episode, Mr. Chinbunny is the school principal (recall he was the "superintendent.")

Mr. Chinbunny is obviously taking his job  as principal to heart; giving speeches on maturity, etc.  All the while of course, he is shaving the top of his head to look older and later would take lessons on how to smoke cigars from Vic.

As we can see the future, we know that Rush is generally a slacker when it comes to his studies - or at the most, I would call him "average."  He at least seems to have a fairly short attention span and likes to goof around with friends more than studying.
 
As far as the baby comment in the last paragraph above, I kind of shrugged off the whole Rush as a baby thing when I first listened to this episode, where Rush has eating utensils from when he was a baby.  We know he was adopted at age 9. 

36-07-22 Rush's Dog-Walkin' Job

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Rush comes home and announces he's got a job walking a dog.  He then uses his brains to get another fellow to  do the job for him and still get a dime free and clear everyday.

SCRIPT (part 1) (part 2
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Trivia:
 
+  There is a strong suspicion that Freda Call and Mr. Chinbunny are are about to wed.



36-05-02 Rush Charts His Future to The Year 2000 (re-used script)

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
    Rush charts out his life some 74 years into the future.

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    Rush says he will name his future children: Henrietta, Bernardine, Clinton, Webster, Peggy and Cecil.

    First, note that Rush wants to name one of his future kids, "Bernardine"- obviously this is a Paul Rhymer homage to Bernadine [or perhaps 'Bernardine' - see comments] Flynn (Sade.)

    Rhymer often used names of people he knew in his sketches (Norris Goff, Urquhardt, Homer Heck, etc.)

    We learn that as of this date Mr. Chinbunny was not yet the principal of the school; he was only the Superintendent.  Mr. Robertson was the High School's Superintendent before Chinbunny. Chinbunny though is described as "an up and comer."

    Miss Kinney, Rush's Latin teacher, was mentioned once again.

    Mis' Kilgore, who wasn't mentioned in the audio episodes until the very last episode of "Series One", was mentioned in this episode. She lives on Elder Street.

    Lawrence Kirby has a sister that has a job that uses the typewriter at Edwards' Junior High School.

    46-09-26 August Invoices

    STARRING ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN , BILL IDELSON AND CLARENCE HARTZELL

    Vic is all alone at home and settled down to do some office work. He has two hours to complete it. A nearby street has been shut down (actually 2 of them, making the traffic lighter in front of his house), Sade's away on a car trip with Ruthie Stembottom to Towanda and Rush is at school.

    He calls his secretary, Miss Hamersweet and instructs her to hold all of his calls. Peace and quiet.

    But things go downhill the moment he hangs up the phone. First, Rush comes home and he does so with a yell.

    Instead of being upset, Vic gets Rush to read him off some figures and he imagines this will make his job easier.

    But wait! Sade comes home unexpectedly.

    After Sade breaks a large gravy boat in the kitchen and Rush falls off of his chair, Uncle Fletcher arrives.

    Then the telephone and front door bell ring at the same time.

    Just when you think matters can't get worse for Vic, Uncle Fletcher has brought walnuts over and plans to crack them.

    Then, Mis' Kessler lets herself in the back door.   She wants to go to Mis' Call's house but a coal truck has stalled out between the Gook and Donahue house and Mis' Kessler can't go that way and Mr. Erickson is putting in a new sidewalk(!) on the other side of the house and there are wooden horses everywhere.  Mis' Kessler eventually asks to go through the Gook living room, disturbing Vic even more.

    Uncle Fletcher goes out back to crack nuts.

    As soon as the Gooks get rid of Mis' Kessler, Orville Wheenie arrives.  He too wants to get to Virginia Avenue (from the alley) and asks to come through the house.

    As soon as Wheenie exits, Mr. Sprawl comes in the back door.

    Mis' Kessler has returned the mop she borrowed from Mis' Call and now must re-enter the Gook home to exit out to University Avenue.

    As soon as she leaves, Mr. Sprawl then returns looking for a penny he forgot.  He finds it in his mitten.

    And as Mr. Sprawl is leaving, Uncle Fletcher returns.  He wants to go out front.  

    As soon as he leaves, Sade returns, apologizing for disturbing Vic.  Then a complete stranger shows up and goes right through the house!

    Then a woman walks through the house, asking the Gooks for directions to the underwear department.

    Then, a strange man whom knows Uncle Fletcher (calls him 'Fletch') and Mis' Kessler  knows wanders in to use the telephone.  Later it is found out that he's Mr. Thompson.  He and Mis' Kessler have a very, very strange conversation.

    Then... Uncle Fletcher shows up and almost immediately leaves.

    After Mr. Thomspon leaves, another strange man enters the house and then another guy...  After they leave, in comes Mis Kessler again.

    Then... Mr. Sprawl shows up again.

    And so goes Vic's day.
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    Not a bad episode, despite all the real characters, of which there are many.  The only thing is : I have a hard time imagining that Mr. Erickson would spend the money to put in a sidewalk. 

    Trivia:

    + While he is the school principal, Rush has always referred to Mr. Chinbunny simply as, "Mr. Chinbunny" - until this episode, where he calls him "Principal Chinbunny."

    + Sade said Ruthie's car wouldn't "begin" because the propeller was broke.

    + Sade drops a gravy boat in the kitchen and smashes it. It was a Christmas gift to her from Charlie and Irene (first time either has been mentioned, unless she was referring to the Razorscums; but that's only a guess.)

    + The person ringing the doorbell was a stranger who wanted to know where the Burtons lived. Rush directed him across the street. The Burtons haven't been mentioned before.

    + It's Emerson Avenue (first time mentioned) and Oak streets that are shutdown. Virgina Avenue sits between the two streets, probably one east and one west.

    + Unlike in this episode, Mis' Kessler has no problem in remembering Orville's name.

    + A strange man came inside to use the phone.  Uncle Fletcher and Mis' Kessler both knew him as Mr. Thompson.  He calls his daughter on the telephone.

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    45-12-06 Rainy Day Fun in Kitchen

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN, BILL IDELSON AND CLARENCE HARTZELL

    Sade is trying to entertain her Thimble Club ladies on a weekday only to have oceans of interruptions and guests in her kitchen.
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    This episode has the same spirit and style of the older episodes, probably due to the fact that there is a lot of interaction between Rush, Vic and Uncle Fletcher. Rush actually gets some lines in this play.

    Trivia:

    + Sade says Vernon Korkell came by (the day before) to read the gas meter. Mr. Gertner was also there the day before to check on the water. She also mentions the Brick Mush man was there the day before as was Mr. Erickson, checking on the back porch.

    This sounds a whole lot like episode 45-11-27 Parade of Interruptions which is dated 10 days before this episode. I'm not saying someone along the line that the person who dated this episode (either in the official Vic and Sade logs or whatever) got this wrong -- but this seems like compelling evidence that it could be wrong.

    + Mis' Appelrot tries to give an essay to the Thimble Club ladies about "The Big Trees of California."

    + This is one of the few episode where it is mentioned that it is raining outside. Other episodes include 42-07-xx Thunderstorm and 44-08-01 Rotten Old Overshoes.

    + Uncle Fletcher rode over to the Gook house in the back of Mr. Gumpox's wagon, scrunched down, with a tarp over him as he tried to avoid the rain. This created steam and he talks about it almost the entire episode.

    + Mr. Sprawl has a whistle he got at the Ten Cent store. He calls it a "siren" and says it will be used for getting his daughter's attention when he wants soup or nuts with chocolate smeared on the outside. He blows it in the kitchen, twice, alerting and disturbing Sade during the Thimble Club meeting.

    + Jimmy Custard arrives and he is more confused than ever, referring to Vic, Uncle Fletcher and Mr. Sprawl all by the wrong names - he even thinks Mr. Sprawl is the "lady of the house" and calls Sade, "Mr. Montgomery."

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    44-06-23 Lodge Telescope

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE

    Vic has settled down with a new lodge catalog. He's exploring the probability of purchasing a telescope; after all, he's the Exalted Big Dipper of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way.

    Sade, however, is having none of it. Along with a set of astronomy books, Vic is planning on spending well over $30. When pleading doesn't work, she simply hijacks his catalog so that he can't buy stuff out of it.
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    In the past, Sade has begged Vic not to buy lodge 'junk' - at times, almost crying. $35 was a lot of money in 1944 at the height of the war, so who can blame her?

    Trivia:

    + Ida Morrison was mentioned. Her oldest daughter married a man from Peoria. He used to ride a unicycle to work!

    + Until told in this episode, Sade had no idea what a telescope was.

    + Mr. Chinbunny is an amateur astronomer and meteorologist, according to Russell.

    + The cheapest telescope the lodge catalog was $11 while the books cost considerably more ($23.80.) A cheap telescope these days would cost about $150. Here's an ad (on the right) for a 10x telescope (1944, Popular Mechanics) for just under a dollar!

    + Vic is all messed up in this episode. He is under the impression that Ursa Major is a planet (it's a
    art by Dave Duckert
    constellation); he also says there is a Northern Hemisphere constellation of a "lady washing her feet" - which is totally wrong as there is no such thing.

    + Sade calls lodge founder R.J. Konk, "T.L. Punk."

    + This episode fades out with Vic quoting Latin furiously at Sade.

    + Art Van Harvey blows his lines twice when mentioning the Drowsy Venus Chapter. The first time he says it, he actually says: "Lazy Venus Chapter of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way." But the topper comes the second time when he says: "I am the Exalted Big Dipper of the Lazy Venus Chapter of the Safety Stars of the Milky Way!" {{{HEAR}}}

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    42-07-xx Thunderstorm

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY AND BERNARDINE FLYNN

    Vic and Sade sit out on the front porch, talk about life and await a loud thunderstorm.
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    There are generally two kinds of Vic and Sade episodes; the outrageous and the home spun; this happens to be the latter. It happens to be one of the very best episodes not only for the fact that it is really acted well (perhaps the best-acted episode of the series) but it feels towards the end that you are actually on the front porch with them. The timing by Bernadine Flynn and Art Van Harvey here is impeccable.

    Also, the episode is crammed full of information that we hadn't had until now, making this an episode that the avid fan will soak up with delight.

    Trivia:

    + Mis' Elder's father is visiting her for a couple of weeks. A former school teacher, Mis' Elder refers to him as "The Professor" and he has the odd habits of waving to the Gooks every couple of minutes and "hanging his legs over the swing."

    The reference to "hanging his legs over the swing" seems to be a most important one - albeit only for the advanced Vic and Sade fan: both Vic and Sade refer to this habit of The Professor (across the street.)  However, it seems to me that "hanging his legs over the swing" is actually the proper way to sit in a porch swing, Doesn't this then lead us to believe the reason the Gooks have so much trouble fitting 3 people on the porch swing (in almost every episode where they are on the porch) is that whichever Gook is in the swing tends to curl their legs up under themselves while sitting in the porch swing? I think it may be the Gooks who are unusual, not the visiting neighbor across the street!

    + After months of wondering what exactly is the relationship between the high school principal Mr. Chinbunny and Freda Call, we find out they are married. It was said in an earlier episode that she was married but she was always referred to as Freda Call. We can assume this is because the Call family live across the street and the family (especially Rush) just got used to calling her by that name, even after she married Mr. Chinbunny.

    [We know from the notes received from Barbara Schwarz that Freda Call and Mr. Chinbunny were romantically involved as early as 1936.]

    + Mis' Hawkins is mentioned for the first time. Ruthie Stembottom and Sade ran into her in the underwear department of Yamilton's. Her husband is a telegrapher at the C and A Depot. This is the first time the C and A Depot has been mentioned.

    + Mis' Montgomery is mentioned for the first time and she lives on East Walnut Street. Her husband doesn't work and he plays the cornet for the Sewage Disposal Worker's Band.

    There is a Mr. Montgomery who lives at the Bright Kentucky Hotel - but we can assume the man referred to above is not him, since the guy at the hotel is completely deaf and in my experience, deaf people rarely play the cornet.

    + Sade confesses that when she was little, she was scared of the thunder and lightning. And her mother was always scared of it.

    + Vic says he loves to sleep while it's raining: {{{HEAR}}}

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    42-04-06 Scrap Drive

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY,  BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

    After being inspired by an auditorium talk by Mr. Chinbunny, Rush, Blue Tooth Johnson, Vernon Peggles and even Nicer Scott team up to form the Virginia Avenue Area Sons of Patriotism Salvage Indemnity: boys who collects scrap metals and paper for the U.S. Government during World War II.

    Nicer and Rush have called a truce to their bickering for the duration of the war but Rush is keeping a little black book and putting down marks in it everytime Nicer does something that makes him mad. After the war (presumably) Rush will give Nicer "a paste upside the snoot" for every mark in the book.
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    The VASoPSI and friends - hard at work (imagined)
    I can't prove it but this sounds very much like war propaganda and one of the few times that Paul Rhymer wrote one of these types of shows. The family doesn't quite sound the same here - especially Sade (Bernadine Flynn) who acts way too nicey-nice - almost as though she is giving the regular listening audience a clue that she doesn't like the fact that the government is pressuring Rhymer to write a certain way. However, that's only speculation on my part.

    The fact though remains that Flynn seems to be overacting and saying things totally out her character, such as, "It really is a good thing (about the scrap drive.)"

    Sade normally poo-poos anything to do with the government and most things in general.

    Trivia:

    + This is the first time in surviving episodes that the war has been mentioned or alluded to.

    + Rush mentioned that he had spent 20 minutes with Nicer this day and had already made nine marks in his little black book. He even gave Nicer a mark in the book for tying his shoe.

    + Rush speculates that a story of Nicer Scott's Uncle Ralph might be untrue: the man was so insane about a woman in Ohio that he said he'd disown his own grandfather for her - and he did, in a ceremony held in Hoffman City, Oklahoma. His grandfather died of grief 20 minutes later.

    + Nicer Scott also claims that his Uncle Harry was very patriotic. He owned the Central Indiana Mid-Western railroad but with a pick and a shovel he went out and removed all the rails and gave them to the U.S.government. He also gave the government all of his tools. In addition, he gave the government 10,000 miles worth of tracks, 46 locomotives and 19 switch engines.

    The one drawback to all of this is that it left the city of Indianapolis cut off from civilization.

    + Vic mocks Rush and lists off a bunch of the names of his friends. One of those names was "Harry Phapp," which hasn't been mentioned before. He has mentioned a "L. Wiley Phapp" who works with Gus Fuss at Plant #17 in Dubuque, Iowa - I'm going to assume that they are the same person and going to characterize Wiley Phapp as being sometimes referred to as "Harry."

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    42-07-xx Mr Chinbunny Eats Ice Cream

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY,  BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

    Sade and Rush sit on the front porch swing and watch Mr. Chinbunny over at Freda's old house eating ice cream. He eats it with such delight and exagerration that the family sees it as being fake.

    Meanwhile, Vic is on the phone to Rishigan Fishigan and finds out about a publication that lists parades all over the United States. He wants to subscribe to it but Sade and Rush can't see the point in it.
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    The funny part of the episode is listening to Vic treat parades as though he is Mr. Chinbunny eating an ice cream. Vic just loves a good parade - and apparently, so does Rishigan Fishigan.

    Trivia:

    + Sade mentions Mis' McCall from Dixon. She exaggerates her expression to show how much she likes things.

    + Vic picked this story up from Rishigan Fishigan:  One man marched in 5 parades in 5 cities within a space of 96 hours. Marching along in his 5th parade, he fell exhausted to the pavement and died. The National Parade Lovers intend to erect a statue to him as soon as they raise $10,000. As of now, they only have 85 cents in their treasury.

    + We find that LeRoy Snow plays the violin. 

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    41-05-xx Rush, Bulletin Board Monitor

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
    Vic comes home from work early in order to do a little work on the lawnmower and presumably, he or Rush would mow the lawn soon after it was fixed.

    However, Vic instead lounges around talking over the bulletin board material Rush has brought home to sort out.
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    Not a memorable episode but an informative one in which we get to hear some of the unheard characters say things about themselves, via the bulletin board material.

    Trivia:

    + Sade mentions she could hear the courthouse clock when it struck 4:30. The courthouse building is on Virginia Avenue, roughly 2 blocks from the Gook home.

    + Rush is the Bulletin Board Monitor at school.

    + Vernon Peggles' bulletin board material included these facts: He plans on moving to Alaska after he gets married; his Uncle and Aunt (James and Bertha Wyatt) live at 226 N. Mason Street and recently cooked dinner for them. His favorite foods are grapes, butter, ketchup and celery.

    + LeRoy Snow's "facts" include bragging that he is getting smarter, isn't afraid of snakes or poisonous insects and has 3 uncles that are barbers.

    + Charlie Razorscum can be seen painting his window screens.

    + Rush reads a notice from the school that states, "Several Freshman girls have developed the habit of monopolising the second floor drinking fountain at the west end of the building. They crowd around and keep thirsty students from getting water."

    + Mr. Chinbunny stated that there would be severe penalties for students who are caught tampering with the delicate instruments in the physics lab.

    + Mis' Engle was mentioned for the first time. She is the school librarian.

    + Rush has a pair of ice skates for sale.

    + It seems perhaps Nicer Scott (recall, he claims to be acquainted with more than 2 billion individuals) may be a bit of a narcissist: {{{HEAR}}}

    🎙 Hear the Vic and Sadecast 076 – Bulletin Board Monitor (11/15/17)

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    40-06-02 Teaching Cigar Smoking to Chinbunny

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNADINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
    RUSH: His idea is to whip out big, black cigars and smoke away like a steam engine and show everybody he's knocked around the world plenty and understands what's what. 
    MIS' CROWE SAYS:
    Mr. Chinbunny wants to learn to smoke cigars, and Vic is the man to teach him.

    Even funnier than Mr. Chinbunny’s request in this episode is Rush’s colorfully-painted picture of the professional adult’s social life. I never knew that experienced cigar smoking was such a source of prestige. Rhymer makes it especially funny by contrasting Rush’s great admiration with the repulsiveness of his descriptions — smoking “a big black rope as thick as your arm,” blowing out clouds of black smoke like a furnace. There are few more awful smells than that of a room full of cigar smoke (sorry, cigar smokers), and the image of a bunch of dignified school administrators soaking in this revolting sort of sauna is grotesquely funny.

    The inter-character dynamics in this episode are similar to those in “Rotten Davis Telephones" — with Chinbunny taking the role of Rotten Davis, which probably says a lot about his relationship with the students at his school. Rush is steadfastly supporting an older male whom he openly admires (side note: as an educator, I’m touched by how Rush is 100% behind his principal here). That older male obviously has a little bit of growing up left to do, which Vic and Sade can see and Rush can’t. They think the scheme is ridiculous. But they’re also amused to be along for the ride, and perhaps flattered to have been selected as role models by the young man. 

    Another interesting little note in this is the beginning, where Sade disparagingly reads aloud from a Third Lieutenant Stanley novel:
    VIC: Third Lieutenant Stanley is a baboon.
    SADE: It’s Lady Margaret that makes me tired.
    VIC: What’s she up to?
    SADE: Oh, always blushin’ and waltzin’ around and hidin’ her face behind her fan and glancin’ coquettishly down at her fashionable French spats and…well, here. Ya never heard such junk. Uh, “The beautiful woman pinkened. She stooped over quickly and pretended to adjust her fashionable French spats. She didn’t want the handsome young officer to see her shinin’ eyes and quiverin’ lips.” […] [chuckling] Oh, golly, what silliness.
    Rhymer is making a subtle point here by contrasting the representation of women in the popular media with the “real” women who are consuming the media. Lady Margaret was already an excellent satire of feminine stereotypes, but by having Sade express her disgust, specifically with the character of Lady Margaret, he goes a step further. He shows that these stereotypes exist, that they are perpetuated in entertainment (especially entertainment for the young), and that many women are not happy about them. In a way, he gives women a voice. Sade may not have had the feminist language to say “This stereotype is demeaning, and I hate that this is the image of women that is being fed to my son.” But still, her “Ohhh, ish” and her “Golly, what silliness” speak volumes. Her disgust with Lady Margaret is evidence of her pride in herself. You go, Sade.
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    To me, this is one of the most-delightful episodes in the Vic and Sade series. The ridiculous premise: the high school principal wants to learn how to smoke cigars in order to make himself look older and chooses Vic to teach him.

    As far-fetched as the story may seem, recall that we've been told long beforehand that Mr. Chinbunny is a young principle whose job teeters precariously because of his age and his questionable activities. Writer Paul Rhymer's genius of putting these thoughts into our heads long before and then whipping out a wild tale later to back it up makes the unheard character seem absolutely real. It gives us a reassurance that we know Mr. Chinbunny.

    Trivia:

    + Sade begins the episode reading to Vic from a nameless 3rd Lieutenant Stanley book lying around the house. Though she calls it, "trashy", she was reading it.  She seems to be addicted to various forms of trashy romance novels and juicy gossip.  (A psychologist might say that this seems to point to Vic's lack of prowess in the bedroom...)

    + Rush claims that Mr. Chinbunny shaves the top of his head, walks stiff and straight, wears a stern expression on his face and wears spectacles to look older.

    + Rush whips out two glorious imagined scenarios that might explain why Mr. Chinbunny wants to take up cigar-smoking (edited): (((HEAR)))

    + Ruthie Stembottom calls and talks to Vic and the couples make a date to play "500."  They'll be over as soon as Fred pumps up 2 of his tires.

    + Vic seems to jokingly worry that perhaps Mr. Chinbunny will make cigar-smoking a habit and he will be the cause of it all (edited): (((HEAR)))

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    40-02-27 Deep Currents of High School Life

    STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
    High school is a hotbed of politics.  Wheels within wheels.  Crossed wires.  High school is a seething river of emotions.  - Leland Richards
    Sade has some gossip: She found out from Mis' Call that Mr. Chinbunny got bawled-out for letting the newspaper print his picture and was severely criticized by the Board of Education.

    This is not news to Rush, who knows all kinds of gossip about the goings on at his school and proceeds to tell it all during this episode.

    Sade is most interested.
    MIS' CROWE SAYS:
    Rush enlightens Sade and Vic about the “labyrinthine complexities” of daily life at a public high school.

    As a public school teacher, I hold this episode close to my heart. Our days in public school are, with some exceptions, the only time that most of us are packed into a small, confined space with other people from every walk of life, every economic bracket, every race, and every creed (at least every one represented in our district). Bound to be wheels within wheels. Bound to be crossed wires. “A seething river of human emotion” is about the best concise description I’ve ever heard of a public school, and I use it often.

    It’s not surprising that Sade’s mental image of school is so wildly different from reality, as it’s been a while since she’s been there. She never graduated high school, and we’re not sure how far she got. Maybe this chat will enlighten her about why it is Rush has such a hard time concentrating on his studies to the degree she desires…
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    Both Sade and Rush love gossip. It's in their nature.  While Sade does it more often, the stuff we hear from Rush in this episode is just as juicy as what Sade usually emits, perhaps only because Sade gives him a chance to talk.

    Trivia:

    + The Board of Education had previously fired Miss Adams for wearing too much jewelry.  She became really blatant about it right before she got married.  She married T.J. Unkers and they live at 719 N. Willoughby Street.  This is the first time either has been mentioned.

    + Edwin Stovely was mentioned.  He got caught hiding butter patties (stealing) in his mashed potatoes; he came clean about previous thefts and paid up $1.75 and promised to "turn over a new leaf."

    + Sade claims Fred Stembottom steals olives from the cafeteria (hiding them in his mashed potatoes) and Ruthie is afraid he'll get caught.

    + The manual training teacher from high school, Mr. Fletcher, is mentioned.  His wife beats him with a vacuum sweeper.

    Rush tells a story about a butter patty thief at school (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

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