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Showing posts with label R.J. Konk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label R.J. Konk. Show all posts

36-12-01 Melvin Needs To Borrow Vic's Lodge Robe

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Sade mentions Ruthie Stembottom and Fred's brother Melvin Stembottom visited this afternoon. Melvin's got a three-week job playing Santa Claus at Yamilton's. Melvin demonstrated the art of baby-talk. They stopped by to see if they could use Vic's lodge robe as a Santa Claus outfit.

1936 advert (Click to enlarge)
Vic is appalled at the idea. Sade says it wouldn't get damaged as Melvin would be inside the whole time and sitting still as an oyster.

Vic keeps his sense of humor but still sends Rush off to fetch Volumes 3, 7, 9, and 10 of his lodge library while Sade emphasizes that having the costume might make the difference whether Melvin keeps the job or not. Vic (reads): "Our founder, R. J. Konk, once said, Huius ad valorem sunt divisa in agrorum hunc. He meant, ‘No other warrior shall use my shield. My banner is my own until I die.'"

Sade thinks they ought to return some of the favors the Stembottoms have done for the Gooks. Vic prepares to offer further logic from Volume 7.

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Please click on and read the skillet ad above; it adds a dimension to the script synopsis, since it was incorporated into the script (as will future Crisco advertisements).

TRIVIA:

* Part of Vic's existence is arguing with the neighbor men. Sometimes Vic will argue with Mr. Donahue, sometimes it's with Charlie Razorscum or sometimes it's with Mr. Drummond.

* And what would they be arguing about?  Well baseball for one thing.  But just two days prior to this broadcast, the headline in the Milkwaukee Journal paper was:
November 29, 1936
* Five years before the attack on Pearl Harbor, Maxim Litvinoff seems to have known something quite vital.  Since the U.S. and President Roosevelt were isolationists (*), it could be they were arguing about this.

[Oddly, Litvinoff, an anti-fascist Russian diplomat, was fired shortly after making this statement.]

* It's December 1936 and now R. J. Konk gets his rightful place as founder of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way.  Nine months earlier and Konk wasn't Konk and five others were musically taking considerable credit for his grey-eyes-magically-turning-blue mystical journey.

* It appears this script has one of the driest endings possible for Vic and Sade.  However, that's near-impossible to know without actually seeing the script.

43-01-19 New Lodge Catalog, Featuring Dinnerware

Sade is beside herself when Vic's new lodge catalog entices him to consider buying dinner plates with R.J. Konk with eccentric hair styles and colors.  And perhaps, posing in "his underwear".

The dinnerware reportedly has pictures of lodge members (mostly RJ Konk) doing unusual things with their mouths and tongues. 

There re several plates that show Konk with very brightly colored hair ("carroty" orange, green and maroon).

There are odd sayings on the plates that border on repulsive. Being that Vic works at a kitchenware company, you wonder if perhaps the dinnerware in the lodge catalog might have some Vic propellant behind it?

The title is one I have provided purely for identification purposes.

[The gist of this episode is revealed in the book, Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer's Daytime Series] 

39-xx-xx The Illuminated Eyes of R.J. Konk Portrait

Vic purchases a portrait of Sacred Stars of the Milky Way-founder R.J. Konk.  However, this is no ordinary portrait; Konk's eyes light up.
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Sade hates the lodge and everything associated with it (and you KNOW it's the truth; so when you boil that down, does she really care for Vic?)   He spends WAY too much money on the lodge and this painting...  Sade probably can't imagine what possible good something like this would have.

If you think deeply about this episode (and ones like this in the 1940's that deal with lodge frivolities) you will see that writer Paul Rhymer treated the lodge-happenings much like a cult.  Vic is so devoted to lodge-founder Konk that he is willing to spend his money on a portrait whose eyes light up!   Look at the picture below (of "the real thing") and you can see that two large light bulbs exist where the eyes would be.  Wouldn't one have to be crazy/DEVOTED to purchase such an item and put on the wall?

Was Vic stupid?  Not at all - as a matter of fact, easily the brightest person on the show.  Which proves even more what the power a cult or a cult-like figure can have even over the best of us.

This episode is a big part of Vic and Sade lore. It's very sad that we don't have the audio episode to enjoy.  This episode was big even back in the day, as the cast/crew went out and had a faux portrait of Konk made up for Rhymer.

This painting was mentioned in episode 39-09-xx Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade a Stall.

The date is approximate. The title is one I have given the episode purely for identification purposes.

xx-xx-xx Relative of R.J. Konk

Vic comes home from a lodge meeting, with a song in his heart, after meeting Yowtcher V. Konk, a relative of the lodge founder, R.J. Konk.  He's taught Vic a song, which Vic is singing:
Would that these pale hands chrysanthemums might gather,
Would that o'er green fields these slender feet might glide;
The moon is a crystal ball up there,
You my darling are young and fair,
Would that these pale hands...
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Yowtcher V. Konk may or may not be kin to lodge founder R.J. Konk but I have to assume he is.

The synopsis for this episode is taken from this newspaper article.  The date is not known and the title is one I have given to the episode simply to help us identify it.

44-06-23 Lodge Telescope

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE

Vic has settled down with a new lodge catalog. He's exploring the probability of purchasing a telescope; after all, he's the Exalted Big Dipper of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way.

Sade, however, is having none of it. Along with a set of astronomy books, Vic is planning on spending well over $30. When pleading doesn't work, she simply hijacks his catalog so that he can't buy stuff out of it.
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In the past, Sade has begged Vic not to buy lodge 'junk' - at times, almost crying. $35 was a lot of money in 1944 at the height of the war, so who can blame her?

Trivia:

+ Ida Morrison was mentioned. Her oldest daughter married a man from Peoria. He used to ride a unicycle to work!

+ Until told in this episode, Sade had no idea what a telescope was.

+ Mr. Chinbunny is an amateur astronomer and meteorologist, according to Russell.

+ The cheapest telescope the lodge catalog was $11 while the books cost considerably more ($23.80.) A cheap telescope these days would cost about $150. Here's an ad (on the right) for a 10x telescope (1944, Popular Mechanics) for just under a dollar!

+ Vic is all messed up in this episode. He is under the impression that Ursa Major is a planet (it's a
art by Dave Duckert
constellation); he also says there is a Northern Hemisphere constellation of a "lady washing her feet" - which is totally wrong as there is no such thing.

+ Sade calls lodge founder R.J. Konk, "T.L. Punk."

+ This episode fades out with Vic quoting Latin furiously at Sade.

+ Art Van Harvey blows his lines twice when mentioning the Drowsy Venus Chapter. The first time he says it, he actually says: "Lazy Venus Chapter of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way." But the topper comes the second time when he says: "I am the Exalted Big Dipper of the Lazy Venus Chapter of the Safety Stars of the Milky Way!" {{{HEAR}}}

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43-11-30 Sweet Esther, Wisconsin

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN, DAVID WHITEHOUSE AND CLARENCE HARTZELL

Consolidated Kitchenware is sending Vic on a trip that will take him to Sweet Esther, Wisconsin.

imagined sign
Sweet Esther, Wisconsin happens to be a very special place to Vic because there are parades there everyday and it's considered a magical mecca for Sky Brothers of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way; this is the place (in 1899) where lodge founder R.J. Konk's eyes changed color overnight while staying at the Royal Gum Hotel. His eyes magically went from a watery, drab, slate color to a brilliant, blazing stunning electric blue. So you can see why Vic would be excited to go.   (((HEAR)))
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Intermingled with Vic telling the family about the joys of Sweet Esther, we have Uncle Fletcher telling about each of the seven brothers of Roy Dejectedly.

Easily in the Top 15 or so episodes; lots going on, tons of new information and Vic is a big kid here - which is always fun.

Trivia:

+ Oyster Krecker takes violin lessons.

+ Vic asks Russell to go fetch his atlas. This is the first book in the surviving series that's been asked for that wasn't a lodge book.

+ In 1940, E.W. Smith (of Emporia, Kansas) went to Sweet Esther for a week but stayed a month. Sade says this is due to him laying low after he had been arrested for horse-thieving, then breaking out of custody. Vic disagrees.

+ Uncle Fletcher tells about the Dejectedly brothers:

Virgil Dejectedly had his named changed often so that he could change the initials on his hat. He did this to give him something to do. He didn't work but had a steady income of $20 a week. At first, the man at the haberdashery was changing the initials on the hat for free, then started charging a quarter. Eventually, it got out of hand and the haberdashery man finally just got mad in 1909.

Sam Dejectedly lives in Yellow Jump, North Dakota.

Pete Dejectedly lives in Halter, Tennessee. He married a woman 17 years old; he went into the feed and grain business. He also invented a combination comb and buggy whip.

Harry Dejectedly lives in Hammond, Indiana and he married a girl from there.

Charlie Dejectedly lives in Philadelphia.

Paul Dejectedly lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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41-05-12 Exalted Big Dipper Day

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Vic knows that in a few days, it will be Exalted Big Dipper Day. According to the Volume 7 of Vic's lodge library, there is a ritual that must be attended to in the home if no formal celebration is held at the lodge.

The ritual for Vic is elaborate and a barefooted Sade is needed to help perform it correctly. So Vic has Rush read the ritual out of the book.

Somehow, Vic manages to talk Sade into helping him with it. She doesn't even put up a fight.

WHAT MIS' CROWE SAYS:
A very important celebration draws near.
A hilarious episode and, as with all the episodes that deal with the Lodge, a commentary on the nature of ritual. What is a somber, serious, awe-inspiring display to one person is a ridiculous, “heathenish” joke to another. But we all have to put our reactions and our derision off to one side and treat it with respect, especially if we live in the same house with the first person. Sade is giggly at first, but she manages to corral her amusement and come through for Vic. Rush, of course, treats it with delighted amusement the entire time.
My favorite part:
RUSH: “If convenient, station several persons in an adjoining room and instruct them to maintain a low moaning and wailing during the course of the meal.”
SADE: I’m afraid that won’t be convenient.
VIC: No…it won’t.
RUSH: [excitedly] Leland Richards and Vernon Peggles and Bluetooth Johnson and Smelly Clark’d be only too delighted–
VIC: Read.
RUSH: Huh?
VIC: Read!
RUSH: Leland Richards can slop out more low moaning and wailing than any–
VIC: Read.
RUSH: [disappointed] Oh…
Vic would have made Rush’s day if he’d allowed that – and completed the eerie atmosphere necessary for his ceremony – but he can’t stomach Rush’s amusement. Knowing Rush and his friends it wouldn’t have been long before the low moaning and wailing dissolved into uncontrollable giggling, anyway.

SEE THE SCRIPT (transcription by Lydia Crowe)
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One of my favorite episodes. The ritual is silly enough to make you laugh on it's own. Surprisingly, Sade goes along with it without much of a fuss at all!

Trivia:

+ Letters from the lodge come in yellow envelopes.

+ Here is the ritual from Volume 7, page 118 of the lodge library:
The Exalted Big Dipper will seat himself at a small table at precisely 11 o'clock. The room will be illuminated by green lights so arranged that large shadows are cast on the wall opposite of the Exhalted Big Dipper.
The Exalted Big Dipper's wife will enter bare footed, carrying a plate of thin soup. This she will place on the table, bow twice to the Big Dipper without speaking, turn around and tip-toe away.

The Exalted Big Dipper's wife's face will be free of talcum powder and lip red. She will see that hands are clean and her hair neatly combed. If convenient, station several people in an adjoining room and instruct them to maintain a low moaning and wailing in the course of the meal.

After the Exalted Big Dipper has finished the thin soup he will be served a small bunch of white grapes. The white grapes will be followed by one ounce of rare beef, ungarnished by salt, pepper or any other condiments.
The beef will be followed by a single lettuce leaf and a sip of cold water.
At the conclusion of the meal, the Exalted Big Dipper will remain seated and ponder for two hours.

Our founder, R.J. Konk, instituted this procedure on the 19th day of December, 1881. He was in Topeka, Kansas at the time and in an address he delivered to the fire department in that city he said, "in hoc ey de burg gee spim spittle dum cluck no but am vip ad nauseum spinch gonk cornacopia division...
+ Rush volunteers the services of Smelly Clark, Blue Tooth Johnson, Leland Richards and Vernon Peggles to make moaning and wailing sounds but Vic declines.

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41-01-22 A Very Pleasant Noon Hour

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

It's noon and the Gooks have finished eating. It's time to relax and talk and try not to nod off...
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Just a pleasant lunchtime (or, as they’d say, dinnertime) conversation.
This is a fun episode even though nothing happens in it. I think this one is especially interesting from a historical standpoint — so many “Vic and Sade” episodes are timeless, but this one really tell s us a lot about how people lived in their time. The whole family comes home, eats lunch together, and even has some time to laze around in the living room and chat, a ritual very similar to the Spanish siesta — just a little shorter and with no nap (as much as Vic wants one). This tells us that Vic’s and Rush’s lunch hours were probably a lot longer than those in modern times (most of us get a thirty-minute lunch, and elementary and high school students are lucky to get twenty). Vic and Rush walk home from the office and school, showing us that people’s commutes were much more reasonable back then. Vic expresses shock that Rush, a high school student, “cannot differentiate between Greek junk and Latin junk,” which tells us that the expectations of public school were changing from Vic’s generation to Rush’s — Latin and Greek were probably foundations of a good education in Vic’s day, but not so much now. One detail that surprises me a little is Sade’s mention of a “fancy grocery store” that she will pass by on her errands today. I think of the specialty grocery store as a product of our time, interested as we are today in trying exotic foods and buying organic, natural products. I wonder what kinds of items Sade’s “fancy grocery store” carried, and how similar or different it would be to a Trader Joe’s or a Whole Foods. 
I’m starting to notice that Paul Rhymer uses the “eccentric smart person” trope quite a bit:
RUSH: …He’s funny about stuff. Wears garters but no socks.  Wears a necktie but no collar. Wears cuffs but no sleeves. Wears bicycle pants clips and don’t own a bicycle. Smokes away on a pipe that’s got no tobacco inside.
VIC: Is he a halfwit?
RUSH: Yeah.
SADE: He is not! Smart as a whip. Took all the honors when he graduated from high school. What do they call the fella that does that?
VIC: Valedictorian.
SADE: Sure. No, when it comes to brains, there’s no flies on Frederick Henderson. 
Recall the episode “Mr. Sludge Calls his Mother,” in which we find out that Mr. Sludge — an eccentric if there ever was one — was quite the intellectual in his younger days. I wonder if Rhymer encountered a lot of people who excelled academically but floundered when it came time to enter the “real world.” This is, of course, not uncommon. Maybe Sludge and Henderson ought to have been sheltered in a university somewhere.
 SEE THE SCRIPT (transcribed by Lydia Crowe)
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Uncle Fletcher-type stories, without Uncle Fletcher!

Trivia:

+ Sade says Mr. Erickson was there the day before and this morning also; he is trying to make excuses on how to avoid wallpapering upstairs, including the ruse of informing Sade that there is a shortage of wallpaper and the South Americans are hanging on to their supply.

+ It is inferred that Mis' Heddles lives on West Monroe Street. Mis' Trogle also lives on that street. Sade plans to visit them both.

That street is almost infamous because that is the street where Smelly was accidently hit in the head with a falling hammer.

+ Mis' Heddles is married to Charlie and Mis' Trogel is married to Alvy. Vic knows both of the husbands.

+ It is also inferred that Mis' Trogle either has a daughter or daughter-in-law named Margaret who recently had a child and has some new photos to show Sade.

+ Sade says "slippery as an owl" rather than perhaps the better simile, "slippery as an eel." She then says Mis' Donahue says it too: {{{HEAR}}}

+ Market Street is the home of  a "fancy grocery place", but it went unnamed.

+ Rush seems to like very large black olives.

+ Rush (Billy Idelson) sounds like he may have a cold or some other sinus sickness in this episode.

+ The show keeps incorporating Sade's eccentric Uncle Fletcher, even though he doesn't appear. We know that he actually will appear within 4 surviving audio episodes. Brace yourself!

+ Fletcher may or may not be coming over for dinner at the Gooks. He's hard to pin down.

+ Frederick Henderson is mentioned. He's described as very odd. Wears bicycle pants clips but doesn't own a bicycle, puffs on a pipe without any tobacco, wears garters but no socks, wears a necktie but no collar and wears cuffs but no sleeves. Vic and Rush assume he is a "halfwit", but Sade says he was Valedictorian of his graduating class!

+ People who live in the Henderson household: Al, George, Cora and her man, Henry and his college chum and the college chum's cousin, Edna and her man and baby, Charlie and his wife, the old folks and now Frederick, his wife and two kids.

+ Vic infers that Volume 7 of his lodge "libary" contains R.J. Konk's wisdom about the noon hour, then recites at least part of it from memory, in Latin.  It includes the "Latin" phrase, easy money: {{{HEAR}}}

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40-10-xx Shake Hands With R.J. Konk

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Vic has received a letter from lodge headquarters inviting him to be in a composite photograph with R.J. Konk. This of course, sets off Sade as she believes the lodge is just out for Vic's money.
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Ish! Another money scheme by the lodge or something valuable for Vic? Either way, Vic will probably get the portrait done and it will be displayed proudly on the Gook buffet.

Trivia:

+ Rush begins the episode by reading from a Third Lieutenant Stanley story book. The story this time is about "counterfeiting natives" and "counterfeiting fisherman." See the Third  Lieutenant Stanley section for more.

+ According to Vic, R.J. Konk died in 1920.

+ Rush once again tries to tell the Uncle Strap story about escorting his lady friend to Peoria for the purposes of enjoying a fish dinner.

+ The composite photo will cost Vic $10.

Rush boils it all down: {{{HEAR}}}

Here's what Sade thinks about the whole thing (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

Hear the Vic and Sadecast for this episode

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40-01-22 R. J. Konk's Improved Portrait

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
Sade is busted. She's hidden Vic's mail from the headquarters of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way. Hidden it to stop Vic from spending another $50.00.

Vic is none-too-pleased to find that his wife has basically stolen from him and then was secretive about it.

Upon opening the mail (which Sade had already opened!) Vic finds an offer to buy yet another portrait of lodge founder, R.J. Konk. - but this one is a bit different. It's lips draw back and it "smiles."
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Vic receives an offer to buy a new portrait of R.J. Konk with an interesting new feature.

Paul Rhymer was always going one-up on his craziness. Previously, Vic owned a portrait of R.J. Konk where his eyes are replaced by electric lights. This is already absurd and just a little creepy — not an object I’d want to run into while rummaging around in a dark attic. But it wasn’t enough. Rhymer thought, “How can I improve on this? How can I elevate this from absurd to nightmarish?” The result sounds like something out of Eraserhead. No matter how many times I hear this episode, I cannot listen to Sade lackadaisically read the phrase “science has developed a rubberoid substance that is hardy, flexible, and the exact color of human flesh” without laughing like a maniac.
Sade is so disturbed at the prospect of having this monstrosity in her house that she hides the Lodge mailing from Vic. However, this time, the offer fails to tempt even the Exalted Big Dipper of the Drowsy Venus Chapter of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way. I have a feeling the Lodge is going to lose money on this one…
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GARRY MOTTER SAYS:
This is to me a quintessential Vic and Sade episode. It is as if they are an island of sanity in world of crazy. Yet the craziness is such an everyday occurrence that they can't help but treat it as natural. In such a world you have to be ever watchful against your family (or yourself) succumbing. Hence Sade's worried tone.

This new portrait of Konk is, to use a modern term, nightmare fuel. It's beyond ridiculous, it's monstrous. I like to imagine the shop where they are manufactured, having five or six in a row, all being tested at the same time. As an engineer who once had a job in the display business, I can easily imagine developing such a thing, to be used in grocery store displays and such like. ("Mom, buy Farina and see how I smile!") But it would be so off-putting to sales it would be gone in a week, I'm sure.

I'm not sure if Vic bought a cannon last week, or a cabinet. To my ear it sounds like "cabinet" but I am not dogmatic on the point. It seems to me that Sade would have a bigger, more negative comment about a cannon, and she definitely mentions 'cabinets' later on. On the other hand, Vic did apparently buy a cannon in another episode.

SEE THE SCRIPT (transcribed from the audio by Garry Motter)
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You'll have to admit, Vic's a sucker for most anything the lodge offers.

And you have to feel a bit sorry for Sade, who has to stoop to underhandedness to see that $50 isn't again wasted on some lodge frivolity in those tough, pre-war days of small town America.

Other than the reading from a Third Lieutenant Stanley book (about the circus and the courageous Lieutenant fighting off four lions)  Rush barely makes a peep.

Trivia:

+ Sade seems to feel so guilty that she passes the time by allowing Rush to read aloud from this Third Lieutenant Stanley book!

+ We find that the week before last, Vic had bought a $50 lodge cannon.

+ Art Bleep is mentioned. He is a lodge member, from the Our Friends in Pacific Chapter, San Francisco. He provides a testimonial about the new, improved portrait.

+ This lodge scheme is so blatant that even Vic calls it. "ridiculous" and says "They've gone just a trifle too far"; that's some harsh criticism from Vic for his beloved lodge.

Sade's reason for opening the letter: {{{HEAR}}}

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41-11-24 Mr. Gumpox Offers Sade A Stall

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Mr. Gumpox, the garbage man, has offered Sade an area in his horse stall
for storage. She thinks this is a wonderful idea but the items she wants to store in there are mostly items from Vic's lodge.

She has Rush go and box up old lodge magazines, certificates, books, crowns, scepters, halos and other lodge "junk." When Vic find out he is immediately upset and will allow none of it.
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Mr. Gumpox, the garbage man, generously offers one of his empty horse stalls to Sade to store some of her household clutter in. But one person’s clutter is another person’s treasure, and Vic has a few things to say about Sade’s plans.

We see shades of Rush in Sade here as she sneakily dodges Vic’s questions instead of approaching this contentious issue directly. She uses multiple strategies: putting Vic on the defensive by exaggerating his anger. Changing the subject. Extolling Mr. Gumpox’s kindness and generosity. Attempting to provide a good example by talking about all the possessions she is consigning to the storage stall. Unfortunately, all her wiles fail her, and Vic is left even more ruffled and hostile after this unsuccessful attempt to go under his radar.
We knew she was never going to get away with this, of course. She still seems not to understand that lodge memorabilia has a borderline religious significance to Vic. Placing it in the garbage man’s horse stall — as clean as that stall may be — would be a grievous insult. Really, compared to his past behavior in lodge-related matters, Vic is being awfully calm and reasonable in this episode.

This episode is the first surviving audio with one of Vic and Sade’s running gags: Fred offers to buy ice cream, Sade asks the boys what flavor they want, and then she refuses all of their suggestions because Fred does not like those flavors. (It seems that chocolate and strawberry are the only flavors he’ll touch…not a very adventurous eater.)

SEE THE SCRIPT (transcribed by Lydia Crowe)
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Vic is very protective about anything that belongs to his lodge. Even though they are residing in storage in the Gook household, Vic doesn't want them to leave the house.

While the lodge "junk" seems silly to us, it is obviously not a silly thing to Vic and Sade shows what she truly thinks of the lodge in this episode.

Trivia:

+ Leland Richards is mentioned for the first time in surviving audio.

+ Uncle Fletcher is mentioned for the very first time in the audio. He has old paintings stored at the Gook house.

+ R.J. Konk is mentioned for the first time in the audio. We find out that Konk is the founder of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way which is Vic's lodge. Vic has a painting of him. The painting is heavy has bulbs fixed to the back of it to make the eyes light up.  (((Photo)))

+ Wassy Feeler is mentioned. He was a man in Dixon whose mood would change from happiness to anger over a short course of time.

Vic and Rush are clamoring for chocolate ice cream: {{{HEAR}}}

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