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Showing posts with label Mr. Buller. Show all posts
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3x-xx-xx Mr. Buller Hates Black Socks

Sade gives Vic's big Chicago boss, Mr. Buller, a pair of black socks for a Christmas.  He promptly sends them back with a nasty note, stating how much he hates them, how he would never let black socks touch his feet, etc.

Sade is not amused and tells Vic just how angry she is and keeps referring to Mr. Buller as a ''great big, red-faced old fat man.''
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I can't imagine Mr. Buller sending a Christmas gift back - especially with a note about the gift's deficiancies!

This episode was remembered by a Friends of Vic and Sade alumnus, and though he can't be for sure, believes the episode is 1934 or 1935.  The title was provided by me, purely for identification purposes.

XX-XX-XX Mr. Buller to Fly Over Gook House

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Vic arrives home from work and he's rushed; he's learned that Consolidated Kitchenware executive, Mr. Buller, will be flying directly over the Gook house.

Buller?
So Vic, who is a bit afraid of Buller, and may be more of a lapdog than he realizes (golf club-catching, anyone?), drags Sade and Rush to the street, so they can help wave and shout greetings to the boss-man as he flies over.
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Who among us has not ever been intimidated by an out-of-town boss?  It's clear that Vic is, and this sometimes puts him in dire straits, or at the least, makes him look a bit foolish.


There is no hint of a date and the title is one I have given the show, purely for identification purposes.

39-12-25 Sorting Christmas Cards

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
  • Vic is asleep on the davenport, and Rush insists Vic's only pretending to sleep.  Rush and Sade are sorting the family's Christmas cards: close friends in one heap, Vic's business acquaintances in another, and relatives in still another.
  • Rush has re-arranged them according to size, which Sade rejects as unreasonable.
  • There are cards from:  Elrod W. Floppman, kitchenware gink (Consolidated Kitchenware, Plant #7, Independence, Missouri): It's addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Victor Gook and son, Gush.
  • E. Flyman Sweel sent a card.
  • Aunt Ella and Uncle Arch: addressed to Mr. & Mrs. V.R. Gook and son, Roast.  Rush is angry about that: relations should know better.
  • Rush tries to provoke Vic to speak, and Sade asks him to get up in case they get unexpected callers.  Vic ignores them.
  • Another card:  addressed to Mr. & Mrs. Victor R. Gook and son Hash.  From Mr. and Mrs. F. G. Tisdel.  Rush insists Mildred addressed the card on purpose:  "I'd recognize her handwriting if I was sewed up in a sack."  It was no mistake because she wrote it on the card and the envelope.
  • More cards:  I.K. Breep goes to the kitchenware stack; Sade can't get Vic to confirm Breep is one of Vic's business acquaintances.
  • Howard C. Clutts of Vandalia, Illinois – they think he works at plant #24, but still can't get an answer out of Vic.
  • H.G. Whife, director of the Sewage Disposal Workers' Semi-Classical Silver Cornet Band: Rush is pleased his name is spelled correctly.  Sade points out the last name is spelled "Goocke".  they put his card in a "miscellaneous" pile.
  • Whaddams S. Heemslotch goes in the kitchenware stack. Rush believes he's with Consolidated Kitchenware Plant #10 in Mena, Arkansas.
  • Vic refuses to be baited until they whisper again with a hint of someone dying.  Rush returns to the cards and finds: Alfred an' Myrna Wheester extend best wishes of the season to Mr. an' Mrs. Victor Gook an' son, Slush.  Rush: "What's the matter with the human race anymore?"
  • Phone rings – Vic jumps to it, thinking it's Mr. BullerMis' Applerot has phoned to tell Sade she's on some Thimble Club committee.
  • Rush says: "Goin' back to sleep, Gov?"  Vic says to Rush: "Later on in the evening I hope to find time to break your arm." (This is the only line that Vic says in the whole episode.)
  • Vic goes back to sleep and Rush muses, "When an individual lies down on the davenport an' closes their eyes, they feel like they got to pretend they're dead to the world."
  • Sade reads another card: "Mr. and Mrs. Q. B. Sleetch extend wishes for a Merry Christmas an' a Happy New Year to Mr. and Mrs. Victor Gook and son, Fish." - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
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See the short script/synopsis
 
Christmas cards - people selling them, bad poetry and Rush's mangled names - were, of course, favorite subjects of writer Paul Rhymer.

For those keeping score at home, the different names for Rush on the Christmas cards in this episode: Gush, Roast, Hash, Slush and Fish.

The Consolidated Kitchenware plant in Mena, Arkansas is another link to Lum and Abner.  Mena was the hometown of Norris Goff and Chester Lauck, Lum and Abner.

H.G. Whife is mentioned as the director of the Sewage Disposal Workers' Semi-Classical Silver Cornet Band.  He would not hold that position much longer.  In 1940, Ed Whinnie would become the band leader.

It's quite possible that Art Van Harvey was not in this episode and the line he "spoke" might have been from a transcription disc.  It was during this time that Van Harvey was ill with heart problems and it is unknown (by me anyway) exactly when he returned.  See this for further details.

42-07-2x Vic's Inspection Tour

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Consolidated Kitchenware has made plans to send Vic on a month-long business tour.  Just days earlier, Vic was given a shower by the Thimble Club ladies (which I'm certain he felt uncomfortable about). And now, they plan to see him off on the train as well and part of the plan is throw sawdust all over him.

Vic has strong reservations about this, since his bosses Misters Buller and Ruebush will be with him and he doesn't want them covered in sawdust!

But it gets even more dicey - "the girls from the office" (including Lolita di Rienzi) are also coming along for the ride!
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Trivia:

+ Rush says people might get the impression Vic has just gotten married (because of the sawdust).

+ The "kids from the office" may be carrying flowers, according to Vic.

+ At the end of the episode, Sade says she isn't mad and does not seem mad, so we assume she is NOT mad.  So why is that Vic is upset, when he mutters, "Dog gone! Dog gone! Dog gone!"?
 
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40-08-16 Entertaining Mr. Buller

STARRING: BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
 
No one is home but Rush... Sade's gone shopping and Vic is away at a lodge meeting. Mr. Buller shows up. Rush somehow must entertain him until help arrives.
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The transcription disc for this episode survived but was either sold to Radio Spirits in the 1970's or was donated to the Library of Congress. (That might mean that we may never hear this episode.)

41-xx-xx The Stillness of the Afternoon is Broken

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN, BILL IDELSON AND CLARENCE HARTZELL
Sade's quiet afternoon is broken when Rush, Fletcher and Vic invade her telephone conversation.

The family all find out they are going separate ways.

SEE THE SCRIPT
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This episode features Sade, Vic, Russell and Uncle Fletcher in a somewhat crazy caricature of itself. After all, where else are you going to find "the horse that choked Billy Patterson" (to my knowledge this script is the only one to have a horse choke Billy Patterson!) and Vic admitting readily that he bought a hat, right to Sade's face (although no brim size is mentioned.) The episode also is crammed with exaggerations (especially from Sade) and lots of trivia that conflicts with prior episodes. This doesn't make the episode unfun but rather a curious anomaly and well worth hearing.

Trivia:

+ Uncle Fletcher contends a romance is brewing between his landlady, Mis' Keller and Rishigan Fishigan.  

+ Sade somehow knew that Vic had bought a new hat. It's never explained how she knew this.

+ Mis' Keller's name in this episode is "Helen." We'll be told over and over later in the series that her name is "Leota."

+ Mr. Gumpox now has an automobile horn on his garbage wagon.

+ Rishigan Fishigan dressed up. He was wearing nearly the same outfit as Uncle Fletcher in this episode.

+ Vic got his initials put inside his hat. The hat salesman's name was Arthur Willis.

+ The town has two ladies named Mis' McFreemer. One lives on South Morris Ave. and the other on West Monroe Street.

43-06-03 Russell's First Appearance

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE
A hot sticky day; Sade's not in the mood for Mr. Buller's relatives to come stay with them until it comes to light that it's an orphan boy in question. - from notes compiled by Barbara Schwarz

According to author John T. Hetherington, in an interview with Jimbo, published May 28, 2014, he states: The script merely explains that Russell is Mr. Bueller’s nephew and that his parents were Chicago people. According to Vic, Bueller has taken “temporary charge of him until he can form definite plans.” And then he brought Russell there “because this is a medium size city with green grass and fresh air.”
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David Whitehouse, I think, gets a raw deal from Vic and Sade fans.  While most fans of the show, myself included, prefer Rush over Russell, I think he makes a hard case for anyone to legitimately complain about his overall performance.  Though the characters were similar, they were in fact two different characters, with two different names, different friends, different enemies, different parents and different upbringings.  Though similar (both boys were bright and somewhat egotistical) Russell was far more brash than Rush.  Russell probably had more book smarts than Rush.  Rush may have had more street sense than Russell and was probably more friendly and more popular.

Russell seemed unafraid of any task, even "adult" tasks.  He was certainly more outspoken than Rush.  Russell took on more of a Sade persona and Rush more of a Vic role.

Vic, Sade and Fletcher seemed to have treated both boys equally.  However, look at the boy characters and realize they both grew up in different environments.  Rush may have grown up "unloved" or something close to it (we don't know all the particulars) while Russell probably grew up in a thriving relationship with his parents and then they suddenly died.  Either way, both boys would need lots of love. Vic, Sade and Fletcher seemed to provide that for each.

The boy characters each play their parts well.  As I have stated in the past, I do think Bill Idelson was the better, more experienced actor and David Whitehouse was what I would consider, "raw."  But Whitehouse is a far better actor in 1944 than he was when he first got on the show; if you don't believe me, I ask you to listen to some of the first audio we have of him and then listen to him a year or so later.  He grows into the part.

And though we compare the two, why do we do it?  They do not play the same part! While both are orphans, they are two separate people.  In my opinion, the thing that makes the average Vic and Sade fan somewhat anti-Russell is the fact that we have a few re-used scripts where they say exactly the same lines.  When we hear those episodes, we are forced to compare the two.  For instance, a comparison of the two in the Teaching Cigar Smoking to Chinbunny (Rush/Russell) clearly show a difference in their acting careers.  Idelson reads his lines acts like an absolute professional and sounds like he's been acting for 20 years.  On the other hand, Whitehouse sounds like a 12 year-old kid reading his lines.  It's really that way with everything they do that is similar.

However, take away Rush and those re-used scripts and try looking at Russell as an individual.  In the beginning, Whitehouse has natural acting ability but the deeper you go into the series, you can hear his confidence grow.  Russell was the best when he took on the never-afraid, brash kid persona.  Like the time he offered to tell Mr. Overholt to vacate Mis' Harris' rooming house or the time he talks like a thug on the phone to Irvin, the delivery boy.  It's unfortunate that in the surviving episodes we have of Russell, he doesn't do the brash act more often, as this seems to have been his strength.

Russell also had a laugh that is fun to listen to.  As silly as that sounds, it's true.  Russell could sound like an innocent child and there he was, willing to go throw Mr. Overholt off of the roof.

41-xx-xx Uncle Fletcher and Sade Will Have Lunch Together

STARRING: BERNADINE FLYNN AND CLARENCE HARTZELL
It's morning and Mis' Keller, Uncle Fletcher's landlady, has just left on the train. Before she left, she packed him a box lunch.  The box includes cold chicken, bread and butter sandwiches, watermelon pickles, cabbage cole slaw, molasses cookies and coffee (in a Thermos.)  He has plans to go and visit Ed Kennedy and eat his box lunch there, because Ed owns a gas station there at the corner of Morris Avenue and Route 66.  Fletcher can watch the cars and the people while he eats.

But before he goes, he stops by and visits his niece, Sade.  After they talk, they decide to eat lunch together.

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Another episode where there's not much going on.  Sade has received a postal card from her sister Bess and she tries hard to read it to Fletcher but she keeps getting interrupted by him.  He keeps talking about how he should never be trusted with a postal card because he loses them all of the time; (that's true with his other mail too.  Besides, he doesn't really want to hear the postal card, you'd imagine.)

Vic and Mr. Buller are eating at the Purple Room of the Butler House Hotel; this seems to happen every time Mr. Buller (from Chicago) is in town.

Uncle Fletcher tells the story of Steve Yowper from Belvidere; got into a "rassling" match with a fellow who had a thermometer - when the thermometer got up to 100 in the shade he got overheated, asked for a glass of cold lemonade, climbed on his bicycle, waved to the girl he was gonna marry, keeled over and kicked the bucket in "19 aught 10." He would have been 47 his next birthday.

39-08-16 Two Tons of Coal #2

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Dog gone the dog gone luck!
Sade has surprising news that the Donahues, their former next door neighbors, who had moved away just about a month prior, are moving back into their old house.

Rush realizes that he and Vic will be stuck moving back the two tons of coal that they were "gifted" with and Vic knows the boys will also be forced to help the Donahues move furniture.

SEE SOME DIALOGUE AND THE SYNOPSIS
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Of course the men will scream like panthers!  Maybe Rush can come up with a better excuse than his "overalls are wrinkled" -- the flimsy excuse he used when he first had to move the large pile of coal.

Trivia:

+ Nicer Scott is up his old, narcissistic tricks - this time, claiming he's "The Most Popular Youngster on Virginia Avenue". Four months prior to this episode, Nicer extended his popularity farther than his street by claiming to have over 2 billion acquaintances.

+ Here's a bit of trivia you may have read before but forgotten:  Vic enjoys playing golf now and then.  It's mentioned in this script that he had a date with Mr. Buller to play at the end of the week.  Let's hope Vic wasn't asked to catch Buller's clubs from a fast passenger train...

+ It turns out that reason the Donahues moved back was they simply missed their neighbors.  (Never mind the fact that Mulberry Street is less than a mile away).

39-04-07 Mixmaster Beats a Strong Personality

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Mr. Personality?
(Special contest script: promoting The advantages of having a MixMaster to make great food with Crisco.)
Sade now has her new MixMaster, and raves about it.  Meanwhile, Vic was complimented by his Chicago boss, Mr. Buller, and was told that he has a 'strong personality' and does his best to impress his family with the news, but no one really seems to care.

SEE SOME DIALOGUE AND THE SYNOPSIS
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The Sunbeam MixMaster and Crisco promotion was still going on as of this script.  Not every script during this time involved the MixMaster but it's my guess that several do.  This script was done in a way that doesn't seem like a commercial.  As a matter of fact, it seems to fit in nicely.  Kudos to Paul Rhymer.

While Sade is raving about all she can make with the MixMaster, it occurs to me that she really wasn't mentioned in the shows as much of a cook. She did cook beef punkles and brick mush of course, and once she made 'Hooper Dip' and 'upside-down cake', but not much else.  She entices Vic and Rush in this episode with mentions of mashed potatoes and chocolate pudding.

Trivia:

+ According to Rush, off-and-on-crush Mildred Tisdel has a strong personality.  (By the way, if Rush doesn't have a strong personality, I'll eat a horse.)

+ The script suggests that the hype about the MixMaster might have been going on a month prior.

35-02-22 Vic's Dinner Invitation to Mr. Buller

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
We're delicious!
Mis' Brighton and Mis' Chilly are expected to visit Sade this noon.  Sade has baked some "dainty, little white cakes" (with the obvious help of Crisco) for the ladies and makes it clear to Vic and Rush that they can only have the leftovers.

Vic announces he will dine lightly.  He's ordered beef punkles and Limber-schwartz cheese from Mr. Croucher, which he intends to cook and feed to Mr. Buller this eve in the kitchen while Sade entertains in the living room. However, Sade's concerned about the strong odors from the cheese. She suggests to Vic that he move his dinner to the Butler House Hotel.

Vic announces he'll cook in the basement.  Sade's not happy about this.  But Mis' Brighton calls apologetically, wanting to postpone her visit until next week.  She and Mis' Chilly heard about Croucher's special.  Beef punkles and Limber-schwartz cheese are Mis' Chilly's favorite foods!  Sade tells them to come ahead.  When she calls Croucher's to order more beef punkles and cheese, she finds they are sold out, so she offers to allow Vic to feed Mr. Buller the "dainty little white cakes" and she can feed the beef punkles and cheese to her lady friends.

SCRIPT (Part 1) (Part 2)
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TRIVIA:

* We previously knew that Miss Kinney was Rush's Latin teacher in High School, but we find out (suspect, anyway) here that she was also a teacher at his Junior High.

Vernon (imagined)
* Vernon Alberts is a character I would like to know a lot more about.  We have very little to go on, but oddly, his father doctors him.  It appears as though he was only in episodes when Rush was in Junior High School; however, we know his father was a veterinarian and the young boy seems to take his cue from that.  Everything we know about this kid is animal-related -- and not in a good way.

* Wanting to "eat light", Vic was planning on eating "bread and milk for lunch.  (This could be cornbread and buttermilk...).

* Mis' Chilly is Mis' Brighton's sister-in-law.

* Mis' Drummond's first name is Ida.  "Bulldog" is her son; he was a nemesis of Rush during the first few years of the show.  The Drummond's never move (they are around in the 'Russell years') but for some reason, Bulldog is never mentioned in the later (post-1938) scripts/audio.

* Vic comments that Mr. Buller "just about goes mad" over Limber-schwartz cheese and beef punkles.  And you know, who doesn't?  According to Vic, he and Buller plan to eat the deli delights for an hour-and-a-half.

* It is inferred in the script that beef punkles give off a stinky odor when they cook, as the word "offended" is used in relation to the guests having to smell the odor, not to mention "horrible reek"; even uncooked it "smells terrible" (Rush).   As a matter of fact, it smells so bad, Sade instructs Rush to put Vic and Buller's food outside on the porch! And, much like Stingyberry Jam, it is said the punkles "crawl" all over the house (certainly a knock on it's odor).

* The cheese doesn't smell good either.  We get a glimpse into Rush's child activities when he talks about the smell of the slaughterhouse.  You can just see those young scallywags wandering down there for fun and amusement.

* Dan Quayle = doofus, right?  This script, and many others, show that writer Paul Rhymer often misspelled 'potato' with an 'e'; either that, or the 'e' was commonplace and acceptable in the Midwest at one time.  Yet, Quayle (from neighboring Indiana) is an "idiot" and Rhymer is a "genius".

34-12-03 The Coal-man Makes a Delivery

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Sade has some minor trouble with a foul-mouth coal delivery man.  She tells Vic, who, in anger, reasons he will confront the man the next time he sees him.

Seconds later, Vic finds out the guy is back -- and he confronts him alright, but not in an angry sort of way.

SEE SOME DIALOGUE AND THE SYNOPSIS
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A coal delivery wagon
Though Vic did somehow get into a fight (and won) with Mike Towers that once, we all know Vic is not a fighter. While he gets angry, it's a childish anger and he's not really made up of the stuff it takes to fist fight with any kind of success.

Basically, the coal-man looks to be a bruiser. And though he let loose a slurry of cussing, Vic would wisely rather give the guy expensive cigars then try and paste him one upside the snoot.

Trivia:

+ Even in 1934, Vic and Buller were probably eating at the Blue Room of the Butler House hotel.

45-03-18 The Stillness of an Afternoon is Broken (Philco Radio Hall of Fame)

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN, DAVID WHITESIDE AND CLARENCE HARTZELL


Not at all your usual Vic and Sade episode, mainly because it's not a Vic and Sade episode at all; it's an episode of the Philco Radio Hall of Fame and it was recorded before a live audience while the Vic and Sade show was on hiatus.

Because of the unusual broadcast, I kept the original introduction to the show by the Philco Radio Hall of Fame announcer Glen Riggs.  I also kept the audience clapping at the end, which adds to the flavor of the episode and helps remind us that this is a live broadcast.

On hiatus for the first time in 13 years, this episode features Sade, Vic, Russell and Uncle Fletcher in a somewhat crazy caricature of itself. After all, where else are you going to find "the horse that choked Billy Patterson" (never, in the history of the prior series, did a horse ever choke Billy Patterson!) and Vic admitting readily that he bought a hat, right to Sade's face (although no brim size is mentioned.) The episode also is crammed with exaggerations (especially from Sade) and lots of trivia that conflicts with prior episodes. This doesn't make the episode unfun but rather a curious anomaly and well worth hearing.
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This particular recording is of much higher quality than any you have probably heard. I took this episode from a much-less-chopped-and-cropped Philco recording I found. You will find it sounds excellent!  Even if you don't usually download my episodes, you will want to download this one.

This episode is a fine way to bridge the gap from series one to series two.

Trivia:

+ Since this isn't Vic and Sade but rather, Philco's Radio Hall of Fame, none of this trivia will be used in Vic and Sade Characters.

+ David Whitehouse's voice seems to have lowered quite a bit in 6 months.

+ Uncle Fletcher contends a romance is brewing between his landlady, Mis' Keller and Rishigan Fishigan. This means that somewhere along the line, Mr. Harry Feedburn and Mis' Keller decided not to get married after all.

This kind of makes me mad as we listened to a month of episodes (the storyline on the radio was two and half months) about the brewing romance between Feedburn and Keller and it all went for nought.

+ Sade somehow knew that Vic had bought a new hat. It's never explained how she knew this.

+ Mis' Keller's name in this episode is "Helen." We've been told over and over that her name is "Leota."

+ Mr. Gumpox now has an automobile horn on his garbage wagon.

+ Rishigan Fishigan dressed up. He was wearing nearly the same outfit as Uncle Fletcher in this episode.

+ Vic got his initials put inside his hat. The hat salesman's name was Arthur Willis.

+ The town has two ladies named Mis' McFreemer. One lives on South Morris Ave. and the other on West Monroe Street. 

+ The original version of this episode was first broadcast in 1941.  Rush played the part that Russell plays in this episode.

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44-07-27 Vic's Foreign Accent

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY AND BERNARDINE FLYNN

Vic practices a foreign accent on Sade. She immediately smells a rat and begins piecing together (to Vic's embarrassment) why he is doing so. The kids at Consolidated Kitchenware, who hang around the switchboard during the noon hour (and more specifically Lolita di Rienzi) told him he ought to talk with a foreign accent because it goes with his personality.
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You can't fool Sade!  And when she gets "going", she is intimidating!

A great chance for Vic to show off his dialect.

Trivia:

+ Florence Ratfunnel was mentioned for the first time. Her name was mentioned in the paper. She used to live on University Street and she and Sade were "almost chummy." Sade has not seen her in a while. The Ratfunnel's live on Jackson Street now. Her husband is named, Arthur.

+ Mis' Atwool Hoppers was mentioned.

+ Charlie Myers is mentioned. He lives on West Jefferson. There is no alley behind his house.

+ In a missing episode, it appears that Lolita also told Vic that he had "slender feet" "tapering wrists" and a "noble head." Sade makes mention that Russell was also told he had a "noble head" in the previous episode.

Vic (and Sade's) foreign accents (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

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44-06-28 A Letter from Mr. Buller

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNADINE FLYNN, DAVID WHITEHOUSE AND CLARENCE HARTZELL
Vic gets a letter from Mr. Buller that appears to be full of wonderful, exciting news. Vic wants Russell to read the letter. As he reads, signs that he might have a cold show up during the reading. Sade keeps interrupting Russell and we never find out what's going on with Mr. Buller.

SCRIPT (page 1) (page 2) (page 3)
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The material here is neither strong nor funny but it's still quality stuff. The joke Paul Rhymer presents us with is the entire episode is about the letter which we get repeated bits of, over and over (a long-time Rhymer trick) yet we never hear the whole thing.

Sade, who puts the kabosh on the letter to begin with, is miffed when Vic leaves the room with the letter; she may never know what it says!

Trivia:

+ There is a rocking chair and a telephone in the Gook kitchen.

+Sade says Grandpa Goggler (from Dixon) tipped his hat to a lady and fell over, [and became] a rigid corpse. The very same thing happened to Ollie Sorgut, another acquaintance of Sade's from Dixon.

+ Eisenminger was mentioned for the first time. Sade says he was seriously injured from sitting on a pencil.

+ It appears that Pelter Unbleet is now is the Hyena Grease business with Uncle Fletcher.

Russell tries to read the letter (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

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44-03-01 Hank Gutstop Throws a Party

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE

According to Vic, two weeks ago prior to this episode, Hank Gutstop had gotten a job as the house detective at the Butler House Hotel. The hotel even has agreed to put him up for free - giving him the luxurious bridal suite to boot. With his new-found wealth, he's invited Vic and five other friends to dine with him in his hotel room.

In this episode, an excited Vic tells Sade and Russell about his expectations for the evening dinner party.
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In the history of the surviving episodes, this is the first in which we learn that Hank has gotten any kind of job that lasted more than a day. Will it continue?

Trivia:

+ Sade says that Hank had come over to the house (in a missing episode?) dressed in a duck-billed cap and checkered vest (like Sherlock Holmes.)

+ Russell infers that he enjoys macaroni and cheese.

+ Sade used the word, 'spondulicks' once again - that's the 4th time in the surviving episodes.

+ For a time prior to this episode, Hank was living at the Bright Kentucky Hotel.

+ The other people invited to the dinner party: B.B. Baugh, Stacey Yopp, Y.I.I.Y. Skeeber, Rishigan Fishigan and the previously unknown Pelter Unbleet, who is the janitor of the Bright Kentucky Hotel.

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42-08-06 Christmas Cards C.O.D.

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY,  BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Sade - always on her toes to deflect Christmas card salesmen (especially during the summer months) is tricked into purchasing a set of cards from her niece, Euncie Helfer, who has deviously(?) mailed the package C.O.D.
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Sade doesn't really know if she was intentionally tricked or not. One might say then that if this really was a trick by Euncie, it worked perfectly.

Don't put it past Euncie to be devious. Recall in an earlier episode she put a nix to the letter-writing that Sade and her mother kept backing her into a corner -- by writing letters at an alarming rate.

Trivia:

+ Despite the fact that a set of the Toldeo, Ohio Christmas cards have always been ten dollars, Sade only had to pay $2.46 for her set from Euncie. Is that just the postage? We'll never know.

+ Sade received all the free gifts that come with a purchase of the Christmas card sets: a coupon entitling your initials to be pasted inside one of your hats, a coupon for one hour's worth of free parking in Toledo, Ohio and a coupon for three free handshakes from anyone you choose out of the telephone book of the St. Paul, Minnesota telephone directory.

+ Since the last episode about the selling of Christmas cards, the following people have taken up the job: Euncie, the Brick Mush man and Beulah Feeple.

+ Sade was wanting to put the Christmas cards away in the bottom buffet bureau drawer. Recall that the drawer has been relegated to a lot of items precious to Sade but also a lot of junk in the past.

+ Before she can put the cards up though, Rush wants to purchase them and give them to his friends.

+ Sade and Rush discuss the fact that "Sade is not a comical person."

+ Vic is away on an inspection tour for Consolidated Kitchenware.

+ The show's original ending has the organist playing Christmas music (this is an August episode.)

Rush and Sade read off some of the new '42 cards (edited): {{{HEAR}}}
CHRISTMAS CARDS
Before the advent of email and animated websites, people used to celebrate important occasions by using the postal service to send each other decorated pieces of sturdy paper, often featuring some sort of encouraging or celebratory verse. These notes were called "greeting cards." Do you remember them? Electronic communication has made them less prevalent, though they can still be purchased if one knows where to shop. They provided the recipient with a token of good wishes more permanent than a telephone call, or an email. Back when Vic and Sade was being produced, greeting cards were a principal way to commemorate important occasions.

Of course, I'm being facetious. Even today, the greeting card industry is far from dead. At one time, though, greeting cards were such an important part of life that they were available, not only in shops, but from enterprising friends and neighbors. A reader could hardly open a magazine without seeing advertisements for sales kits from greeting card companies. On Virginia Avenue, greeting cards – or more specifically, their sales agents – regularly figured in the adventures at the Gook home. Those magazine ads for greeting card salesmen must have been especially effective in that town. At least five of the neighbors compete for Christmas card sales, and at least five surviving episodes describe their attempts to sell cards to Sade. She is a reluctant customer, partly because she doesn't like to be coerced into a purchase, and partly because of the social politics that would be involved (after all, if she buys from one neighbor, she could offend the other ones.) She also objects to the idea of buying Christmas cards in the summer, which is when the sales pitches begin. But, most of all, Sade has no use for the absurd sentiments the cards express. They range from the insipid ("Give me a kiss and make me feel fine / This is Christmas Nineteen Thirty-Nine") to the offensive (". . .The Christmas season's here again / If I had a club, I'd smash your shin.") Even the premiums are no inducement. No one in the family has any use for an hour's worth of free parking in Toledo, Ohio; or has a desire to shake hands with any three inhabitants of St. Paul, Minnesota, listed in the telephone book. Though it's a great strain on Sade, she is able to resist the sales agents' overtures.

That is, until her young niece Euncie pulls a fast one. Maybe it was youthful naïveté, or a calculated ploy to unload her stock, but her method was to send her unsuspecting aunt a package, cash on delivery. When Sade pays the fee, she finds she has bought a box of Christmas cards. Naturally, this selection of cards has the most awful mottoes of any of them, including such warmhearted expressions as "You're ugly and stupid and mean as a fox / I wonder what old Santy will dump in your socks." Sade would never use greeting cards like these.

Now, I've always enjoyed this episode, for the observation Paul Rhymer makes, through the voice of Rush, about how men communicate. Rush points out that, when men want to show affection for each other, they do it through insults. Even Vic and his close friends frequently refer to each other as "horse thieves." The harsh expressions in these cards are, in fact, masculine endearments. To me, this was a revelation! For years, I had been troubled by the nasty things men say to each other. Even upstanding churchmen will jokingly impugn each other's intellect or character. I won't say I entirely approve of such conduct, but at least the reason for it is now clear. It really is a guy thing!. Rush then proves he is on the right path to manhood: he arranged to buy then from Sade, for use with his own circle of friends.

So, thanks to Rush, we learn that cutting cruelty can sometimes be rough kindness. In that spirit, I extend to you, at Christmas and always, this heartfelt wish:
I wouldn't' trust a rattlesnake like you any further than I can throw a rock.
Still and all, however, I hope you find two dollars, or its equivalent, in the toe of your shabby, worn-out sock! 
-  Sarah Cole 
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41-12-25 North Dakota River Bottom Revel

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Y.I.I.Y Skeeber calls to inform Vic that they are in line to be a part of the North Dakota River Bottom revel, which consists of eight participants. A revel is like an old-fashioned shivaree/chivaree; that is - a time of loudness and partying, usually reserved for newlyweds of "unnatural" marriages (those with large age differences, for example.) At any rate, they are to be expected at 11:30 pm.

The situation soon changes and Y.I.I.Y Skeeber informs Vic that there's only five participants and it will be about midnight. Those details change again and it's only two participants and they will be there about 12:30 AM. And that too changes later and only Rishigan Fishigan will show up and it will at 1 AM.
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Perhaps a reworking of the 41-09-25 Bright Kentucky Hotel Speaker script that has people backing out left and right on Vic. (It seems that it's just coincidence that mostly the same parties were involved in both scripts -- but who knows?)

Trivia:

+ The original eight man North Dakota River Bottom Revel party were: Y.I.I.Y Skeeber, Alf Musherton, Raymond Beirman, Stacey Yopp, Ben Webster, Cincinnati Dave Kepper, Q.H. Hodewalk and Rishigan Fishigan. All eight men live in the Bright Kentucky Hotel.

+ Yes, Raymond Beirman is mentioned again.

+ No one at Rush's school believes in such a man as Rishigan Fishigan of Sishigan, Michigan.

+ Ben Webster, Cinncinati Dave Kepper and Q.H Hodewalk were all mentioned for the first time.

+ Salted peanuts is all the food a revel party expects, according to Vic.

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41-12-12 Mr. Buller's Christmas Gifts

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY AND BERNARDINE FLYNN

Mr. Buller gave Vic $20 and a list and asked him to ask Sade if she would do his Christmas shopping. The list is filled with 34 odd names but worse, there's no distinction of age or anything else for the people on the list.
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Another funny episode that is sadly hampered by terrible sound.

Trivia:

+ Vic suggests to Sade that she just get them all handkerchiefs.

+ Sade mentions the People's Bank Building is on Center Street!

+ Sade mentions the Dionne quintuplets (although she doesn't mention them by name.)

+ One of the crazy names/address on the list is:
Culver C. Culverson
Culvert Cover Company
2126 Culver Street
Culvert, Kentucky
+ This is the first time that "Rishigan Fishigan of Sishigan Michigan" is mentioned; he will go down in Vic and Sade lore and keep popping up now and again. 

HOWEVER, in this episode, he is named ISHIGAN Fishigan. (I've listened to this numerous times and I am sure the name is ISHIGAN.) We are going to assume this name was slightly changed and these two fellows are really RISHIGAN.

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41-04-xx 40 Pounds of Golf Clubs

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Vic's boss, Mr. Buller, sends a telegram asking Vic to be at the train depot that evening to get a set of golf clubs he wants to drop off.

The problem: the train will be roaring past the station in darkness at 60 miles per hour and the golf clubs weigh close to 40 pounds!
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The act of throwing the 40 pounds of golf clubs out of the train going 60 miles per hour and hitting someone with them would be murder. While Sade and Vic discuss Buller's eccentricity, consider that perhaps Buller also had a sense of humor and only wanted to frighten Vic (or make him laugh) rather than actually thinking of doing such a thing.

Trivia:

 + The telegram Buller sent to Vic:
SEE NO POINT IN CARRYING GOLF CLUBS TO SAINT LOUIS AND BACK STOP SUGGEST YOU MEET MISSOURI FLYER AND TAKE A POSITION ON THE DEPOT PLATFORM TO CATCH THEM AS I GO BY STOP I WILL BE STANDING IN THE THIRD VESTIBULE OF THE THIRD CAR FROM THE END AND DEPENDING ON YOUR SKILL AS A CATCHER BECAUSE MY GOLF BAG IS A NEW AND EXPENSIVE ONE AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET IT SCRATCHED STOP BULLER.
Assuming telegrams cost 30 cents plus 2 cents a word, this telegram would have cost around $1.70.

George "Babe" Ruth
+ Rush mentions it would be hard for Babe Ruth to catch the golf clubs under the conditions the best hitter in baseball history and was also one of the better pitchers in history but was not at all noted for his fielding. As a matter of fact, statistically speaking, he was about 3% (to be precise 2.8/100ths) worse than all of the other corner outfielders in baseball at the time he played.
presented in this episode. Consider this: Babe Ruth was

+ Vic estimated the 19 golf clubs and bag weighs 35 to 40 pounds.

+ Alec was mentioned for the first time. He (or she) answered the phone when Vic called Consolidated Kitchenware.

ticket puncher
+ Buller has been known to do some "eccentric" things: he pulled his own tooth with a ticket puncher on a train and another time, insisted on paying a quarter to ride on a merry-go-round when the admission was only five cents.

+  Rush tries to quote "Albert" (it's actually, "Alfred") Tennyson but is stopped before he can say it.  I assume he was trying to say:
"Nor is it wiser to weep a true occasion lost, but trim our sails, and let old bygones be."
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It is right in character, though for Mr. Buller who pulled his own tooth with a ticket punch "without turning a hair." The insult-to-injury was "and I am counting on your ability as a catcher because it is a new and expensive one and I wouldn't want to get it scratched." It's good that Vic was willing to stand up to Buller at least this once. - Yaakov
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