STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
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| P. Rhymer |
It's a rainy, gloomy day... The story starts off very sadly as Sade is headed to a funeral for a baby who has passed away, the daughter of a friend, Mis' Evans.
Vic has a hurt knee and is confined to the davenport and therefore cannot attend the funeral. Rush arrives home and Vic asks him to stay and help him.
As soon as Sade leaves for the funeral, all heck breaks loose as Rush first bothers his dad with all kinds of questions about the afterlife but then eventually tells his father what he has cooked up in terms of being kind to his needy neighbors. Vic is beside himself in no way we have ever seen since!
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Probably the funniest thing I have read or heard in a Vic and Sade script.
Link, you might remember, is one of the few people in town we know is "colored" (the word used in the script.)
The main reason is this was 1933 and we have virtually nothing except script synopsis' from this era. This episode features a lot of talk about the Lincoln-Washington family (where "Link" gets his name) that has 14 children and they are expecting several relatives at their house; there's no place for anyone to sleep, so Rush has graciously put two young men (
Theodore Roosevelt Lincoln-Washington and his large brother
Woodrow Wilson Lincoln-Washington) in Vic and Sade's bed.
It's important to remember the era when reading this script. While today this script may look like racial injustice, 99.99% of the white people in America felt exactly the same way at the time. In other words, try and look at this episode in a different way than you would look at it today. That's the only fair way to evaluate such material, in my opinion.
It's also important to note two things about what
Paul Rhymer wrote here: first of all, this script started with a very, very sad thought - the death of a baby. It's shocking that it would begin that way. But then you read the script and minutes later you are in tears laughing. I have to feel this was just his unusual sense of humor at work. The fact that he led his audience down the sad road only to change it up 180 degrees - it is an incredible joke he played on us!
Another thing: we are given indications even before Sade leaves the house that something funny is going to happen. Rush compliments her on the way she looks and the family all laugh.
I'll not forget the Bill Idelson interview in the 1970's where he said this: (((
HEAR)))
A grocery store, Goelzer's was mentioned; it's the only reference we have of this place.
MOST ASTONISHING VIC AND SADE EPISODE?
Of all the Vic and Sade episodes I have either heard or read, this one has to be the most astonishing! In the span of about eleven minutes, Paul Rhymer manages to explore issues of mortality, immortality, quality of life, apologetics, generosity, racial harmony, and domestic judgement, capping it with a situation as suspenseful as Frank Stockton’s The Lady and the Tiger.
Death has never intruded so brutally into the small house halfway up in the next block as it does here; as Sade prepares to attend the funeral for a sickly toddler. Rush soon corners Vic, who is recuperating on the sofa and unable to escape, with questions about eternity and faith that Vic cannot answer to either of their satisfaction. In spite of Vic’s fumbling, Rush understands the key to a life well-lived is sacrificial kindness, which he proposes to demonstrate, by inviting a friend (and some of his brothers) to share the Gook’s beds. This sacrifice is doubly striking, in that the friend is evidently of African ancestry. Even in the Land of Lincoln the Emancipator, many towns at that time were restricted communities. For instance, even Naperville had at least an informal "Out-of-Town-By-Sundown-Brown" code until after World War II. The Gooks’ town was, at least, more progressive than Naperville, and did not forbid non-white residents. (That family’s living on the other side of the tracks appears to have had more to do with their economic status than with their ethnicity.) The elder Gooks, however, prefer close-knit domestic arrangements, and object to strangers of any kind sleeping in their beds – Sade in particular. She may not be curious or educated, but she did manage her household smoothly.
Vic and Rush both know that Rush’s misguided kindness would not have gone so far awry if Sade had been home. When Sade does unexpectedly appear, what will she do? Will she scream like a panther and oust the strangers from her house? Or will the sentimental influence of that little coffin soften her ire? As in Stockton’s story, the outcome is left to the listener. What a brilliant, infuriating resolution! - SARAH COLE
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The following was written in late Summer, 2013 (Jimbo Mason)
The
Vic and Sade episode,
Vic Has a Sore Knee, was actually one of the first 25 or so
Vic and Sade
episodes to ever be on the radio. It was first done in 1932 and
(somewhat miraculously) re-done the next year.
The script
is one the strangest you will find in the whole of old-time radio. This
is far beyond the famous "Adam and Eve" skit that somehow banned Mae
West from radio for a good 10 years or more. It is way beyond "The War
of the Worlds" or any of that ilk. I do not consider myself an expert
of old-time radio as there are just far too many episodes to hear out
there but of the 10,000 or shows I have heard, nothing comes close to
this particular Vic and Sade episode.
Was it
funny? I'm not really sure if it was funny or not. It does not read
"funny." As a matter of fact, it reads several different ways.
In
the play's beginning, it must have been quite somber. A two year child has
died. Not even in the soapiest of soap operas did authors dare take a
two year old baby and "kill" it, even or especially in 1932. Yet, this
is what happens in this episode.
Then we have Rush joking
with his mother about how good she looks as she is about to go to the
baby's funeral. I'm not suggesting in way, shape or form there is
anything wrong with this but a look at the script when this happens
shows clearly that Rush is prodding his mother almost to a blushing
point with compliments about her beauty as she is about to step out the
door for the baby's funeral. If nothing else, it's quite odd.
The oddities continue as Rush prods his father with questions about the afterlife. Vic is uncomfortable with these questions
Then
there is the whole racial matter. I'm not sure how to approach it or
even how I see it. It all boils down to 1932 being a far different time
than 2013. Rush wants to help his less-fortunate neighbors, but even
the most open-hearted person can see that he simply does it the wrong way
in the script. He doesn't ask ahead of time, he's got people sleeping
in the bed behind the backs of his mother and father and most
importantly, his mother is going to be shocked when she comes home to
find them there (Sade is not the easiest person to trick or appease.
Sade will be a bear when she finds out and Vic KNOWS this.)
So
while this script doesn't really seem to be funny, it probably was
very, very funny - so funny in fact that writer Paul Rhymer chose to have the cast
do it again less than a year after the first run on the air.
There's
no doubt that this script wouldn't fly today and might even cause a
controversy. But it shows you just how far ahead of his time that
Rhymer was and always has been.
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The following was written by author John T. Hetherington in an
interview with me, May 27, 2014:
HETHERINGTON – The episode is certainly unusual, and the opening does
seem rather dark for a comedy. But death is part of life, and
unfortunately in the Depression the death of a child was an
all-too-frequent occurrence. Here Rhymer highlights some of the
inappropriately humorous moments that arise even during dark times,
particularly Rush’s misplaced efforts to be upbeat. The second half of
the episode, dealing with Rush’s efforts to be kind to his friend Link
and his brothers, reads somewhat uncomfortably for us today because of
the terminology used—“colored,” “black giants” — and the stereotypes
invoked about “lazy” black people. But for its time it is fairly
progressive in that Rush more or less manipulates Vic into voicing
acceptance of the African-Americans as fellow humans rather than as
“colored” people. Paul Rhymer told interviewers that he got most of his
details about daily life from his African-American maid Ethel, and
perhaps this reflects Rhymer’s effort here to show Rush as more
progressive and accepting than his parents.
