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Showing posts with label Willard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willard. Show all posts

36-02-21 Willard's Book of Poetry

Sade's been asked to share a review of Willard's book of poetry. Sade cannot make heads nor tails out of the superfluous, probably-pretentious work. When she asks Rush what certain poems mean, he comes up with logical (yet suspect) answers, confusing Sade even more.

Eventually, she gives up on doing the report, sending her son packing with the book but making him tell Mis' Brighton the bad news.
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I assume no one but myself cares about this, but the John T. Hetherington book (link below) reveals that Willard is Mis' Brighton's brother.  What is not revealed though, is why Sade has such a close relationship with him.  She calls him by his first name, calls him "a comfortable friend" and has him over to the house often (yet, always with Mis' Brighton).  I wonder how Sade would feel if Pom Pom or Lolita were called the same by Vic and came over as often?  I'm not suggesting that Willard and Sade are romantically involved, I am only stating some obvious facts.

The title is one I have given the episode purely for identification purposes.

[The gist of this episode was revealed in the book, Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer's Daytime Series]

44-08-16 A Dandy Picture of Vic

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE

Vic is going to be featured once again in the Kitchenware Quarterly. Vic says they botched his picture and bio in the current issue (a missing episode?) but they have apologized and plan on making up for it in the next issue. He's at the house seeking the perfect photo to send in.

Meanwhile, Sade is expecting company and wants the house spotless. She's handed Russell a dust cloth but he seems reluctant to actually do any work.  The two stories go back and forth.
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Not-so-memorable episode but fun none-the-less.

In the end, the best photo of himself that Vic can find is one where's hanging upside-down from a tree. He'll send that in and ask them to print it upside-down.

Trivia:

+ It's Mis' Brighton and her brother Willard that are coming over to see Sade.  Mis' Brighton is a particular housekeeper, according to Sade and this is why she is so set on having the house being perfect.

+ Despite the fact that Hank Gutstop is gainfully employed and has been for months, Russell attempts to tell Vic that he saw Hank at the Illinois Central depot (and though he is interrupted and we never hear the whole story, we might suspect that Russell saw him asleep there; Sade has seen him asleep there often.)

+ When Vic starts to go through the photos in the window seat, he finds there are seven photos of himself wearing women's hats. There's another of him sitting in Sade's lap.

+ Among the other photos is Steve Chestbutter riding a bicycle. There's another with Vic and Ike Kneesuffer and someone named I. H. Zee. Still another photo of Vic, Charlie Razorscum and Ike sleeping on a roof. Finally, there's a photo of Vic sitting on the garbage box.

+ Russell has to be barked at for dusting while sitting and then another time while laying on his back!

+ Kind of odd... the Brick Mush man calls and wants to know if they are in need of any brick mush.  In another episode where cleaning was also the priority (44-06-09 The Lunges are Coming) the Brick Mush man makes himself quite conspicuous, ringing the doorbell and asking if he can change his shoelaces on the Gook front porch.  Makes you wonder about writer Paul Rhymer's thought process...

Russell thinks Uncle Fletcher might be at the house - taking a vacation from a vacation from a vacation: {{{HEAR}}}

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43-12-27 Invoice Preparations

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY AND DAVID WHITEHOUSE 

Vic is busy trying to get some invoices done and Russell is home making life miserable for him.
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Few things will disturb your math worse than a fierce rabbit.

A re-working of the 39-09-06 Office Invoices script and this version is actually much better.

Trivia:

+ An uncle bought Heinie Call a rabbit: {{{HEAR}}}

+ Russell contends he is 14 years old and has blue eyes. No one on the show seems to have any other color of eyes than blue.

+ Vic uses the following nicknames on Russell in this episode: Dr. Sleech, Sam, Roscoe and George - all nicknames Vic used on Rush in prior episodes. To make matters more obvious that Russell is a "pseudo-Rush," Russell talks to a woman (Mis' Whippon) on the phone who knew him when he was a baby.

+ When Mis' Brighton comes to visit at the end of the episode, she brings her son Williard with her.  Recall that in a previous episode Sade referred to Willard as a "close, comfortable friend."

P.Q. Ribber's take on this episode (((hear)))

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41-04-xx Company Coming, 13 People

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN, BILL IDELSON AND CLARENCE HARTZELL

Sade: As Uncle Fletcher would say, "Fine!" 
Uncle Fletcher: Fine!
At the last minute, Vic tells Sade he's got company coming. Steve Chestbutter and A. J. Spence are coming over for a lodge meeting.  Sade has company too, as she has invited over Mis' Brighton and her brother, Willard. Of course, things get more complicated from there as Mis' Donahue calls and says she has company and Mr. Donahue needs to sleep and asks if he can come over and catch some nap time at the Gooks. Immediately after the telephone call, Uncle Fletcher shows up and has news that he invited Mis' Keller's daughter and husband over to meet Sade.

But that's not all. Rush arrives and reminds Sade he had invited Blue Tooth Johnson, Leland Richards and Vernon Peggles to study algebra. Sade had completely forgotten about that. Not only does that make more guests at the house, it also creates a dilemna as to where Mr. Donahue is going to sleep (Sade had planned on him sleeping in Rush's bed.)

Sade then finds out that Fred and Ruthie Stembottom have decided to come over under the impression that they will be playing, "500" with the Gooks.

So how many is that? {{{HEAR}}}
WHAT MIS' CROWE SAYS:
The Gooks’ residence is the most happening place in town tonight. 
Since we usually see it with just 3 or 4 people in it, it’s fun to imagine Vic and Sade’s little house so crowded with guests. I like how none of the family seems put out by any of this, even though the crowd is totally unexpected. They’re just ready to have a good time.

One notable bit in this script is the concept of “people who are company” vs. “people who are not company.” Mis’ Brighton and Willard don’t count as “company” because they’re “comfortable old friends,” and Chestbutter and Spence don’t count as “company” because they’re frequent visitors on Lodge business and are “as common as old shoes”. Fletcher doesn’t count as company because he’s part of the family. I’m guessing that Rush’s pals don’t count, either, and certainly not Donahue, who frequently visits to nap in Rush’s bed, or Fred and Ruthie, who are over at the Gooks’ to play cards almost every night. The definition of “company” must be “someone entering your house for whom you have to change your ordinary behavior.” Florence and Emmett Upscutch, strangers to the Gooks, are probably the only ones of these 13 guests whom Vic and Sade consider “company." 

There’s a hidden little joke in this script that the characters do not acknowledge: the reason Donahue is coming over to sleep at Vic and Sade’s in the first place is because there is company at his house – Mis’ Donahue’s sister and several of her children. I wonder what kind of sleep Donahue will get in Vic and Sade’s bed, with 15 other people in the house!
 SEE THE SCRIPT (transcribed by Lydia Crowe)
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This fun show ends in the best way possible!

Trivia:

+ We find out that "Mr. Spence" (of former episodes and a roomer of Mis' Harris) is actually named, A.J. Spence. We also find out also he is a lodge member in the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way. I have gone back to previous episodes he was in now and changed "Mr." to "A.J." to reflect our new-found knowledge.

+ Sade calls Willard an "old, comfortable, easy friend." Until this episode, Willard had only been mentioned once in the surviving episodes, as a guest at Ruthie Stembottom's party. Why Mis' Brighton's brother is a big deal to Sade, we may never know.

+ Mrs. Keller's daughter and her husband are Emmett and Florence Upskutch.

+ When Sade is contemplating where Mr. Donahue can sleep, she says, "He generally balks at sleeping in our (Sade and Vic's) bed." Since she used the word, "generally" doesn't that lead us to believe that Mr. Donahue has been over a number of times to sleep at the Gook house? While not completely absurd, it seems that the Donahues put quite an imposition on the Gooks at times.

+ Evan was mentioned for the first time. All we know about him is that Ruthie was over at his house.

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40-03-29 No, Vic, No Trip to Chicago

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
Vic wants to "slam up to Chicago" for some lodge fun/business rather than go to Ruthie Stembottom's party. Though he tries hard, Vic is unable to break the chain that binds him to Sade and the party. So the lodge and Chicago will have to wait.
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Vic acts hurt and defensive in this episode, but all Sade wants to know is that Vic has a good reason for missing the social event at the Stembottoms’, and Vic just won’t fess up. He is awfully cagey about his reasons for going to Chicago, giving hypothetical example after hypothetical example instead of coming right out and saying why he wants to go. My guess is that Hank Gutstop is directly involved in this trip. We know it has something to do with the Lodge. We know Hank phoned Vic earlier that day at work, and this desire to go to Chicago seems to have come on quite suddenly. We also know that Vic tends to hem and haw and dance around the subject of Hank Gutstop every time he needs to broach it with Sade. If the trip has something to do with Hank, it would explain why Vic is so reluctant to tell Sade his reasons for going. 
I have to contradict Rush’s assertion here:
SADE: Gov talk to you any about him goin’ to Chicago?
RUSH: No.
SADE: Never mentioned what he wanted to go to Chicago for, did he?
RUSH: Uh-uh.
SADE: Wonder why he wanted to go to Chicago.
RUSH: Got no idea.
SADE: Hmm.
RUSH: Heh. You never give him a chance to explain.
In fact, Sade directly asks Vic, and Vic refuses to spill the beans:
SADE: Well, let’s finish this. Ruthie’s got our promise we’ll be there tomorrow night. She’s bankin’ on it. All right. Now tell me what’s more important than that that’ll drag you to Chicago.
VIC: I think perhaps I’d be the best judge of anything that drug me to Chicago.
I gotta take Sade’s side here. Plainly he’s up to no good.
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Whatever awaits Vic in Chicago is never said (and Vic is never given a chance to explain - instead his pleas are simply answered with a "no." Add in the fact that Vic never does tell the truth and starts several sentences with: "Suppose ...") Therefore, Vic's own deceit kind of ruined the trip for him.

Intermingled with Vic trying to weasle his way to Chicago is Rush reading from Interesting Facts about Darkest Africa (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

Trivia:

+ Foster's (presumably a grocery market) is mentioned for the first time. The grocer there is Mr. Cratcher Not to be confused with Kroucher's market.)

+ Groceries that Sade wants from the store: potatoes, package of salt (the little size-size), half dozen bananas (if they're nice,) one box of matches, prunes (the kind in the package,) a dozen fresh eggs, 6 cans of corn (if they still have that sale on.)

+ People that are going to attend Ruthie's party: Mis' Brighton, Williard (first time mentioned for him), Mr.and Mrs. L.W. Royce (first time they are mentioned.)

+ Mis' Weakens calls Sade and invites the Gooks to a Glee Club recital. This is the first mention of her or her daughter, Trix Weakens.

+ Consolidated Kitchenware Plant #14 is in the plant's Corn Belt Region.

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