37-03-15 Is Charley Dead?

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 

Sade comes home with a rumor that Charlie Razorscum is dead of a heart problem on the second floor of Yamilton's!  Mis' Appelrot wouldn't lie!

But wait!  Rush just saw him minutes ago out changing his tire.  Talked to him, even.

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This is a perfect example of Sade and her gossiping ways possibly causing a chaotic event.  Fortunately for her, Rush had just seen Charlie Razorscum outside on his way home from school or Sade would have surely phoned Ruthie and told her and the situation might have gotten totally out of control.

Perhaps a man did die on the second floor of Yamilton's this day but it doesn't appear it was Charlie Razorscum.

At the beginning of the episode, Rush is reading from a book where Captain Charles Chalmers - rather than Third Lieutenant Clinton J. Stanley - is the hero.  His exploits are similar to the stalwart Third Lieutenant Stanley; he hides inside the skin of a dead elephant and in another scene from the book, trips over a boa constrictor and falls in a lagoon filled with crocodiles.