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38-02-11 Nicer

imagined photo of Harper Scott
Rush and his pals come across a letter that Harper Scott has written to Mildred Tisdel that simply says, "You are nice".  The boys never let him live the 'love note' down and tell him, "You are Nicer!"  They even call him on the telephone "millions of times" calling him "Nicer".

Thus, this is where Nicer Scott gets his famous moniker.

The title is one I have provided purely for identification purposes.

[The gist of this episode is revealed in the book, Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer's Daytime Series] 

38-11-28 Mr. Erickson, Sneaky Collector

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
The Gook's landlord, Mr. Erickson, is annoying the Gooks by storing loads and loads of junk in the cellar, outside and everywhere he can.

SEE SOME DIALOGUE AND THE SYNOPSIS
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While the Gooks are kind of annoyed, they don't seem to be really annoyed, as they will later when we suspect Erickson was up to no good with delaying house fix-ups.  Erickson owns several properties in the neighborhood and he probably bothers those renters as well.

Trivia:

* Mr. Erickson seems to like to hold onto junk.  He puts a variety of items in his hatband, including pins, matches, paperclips and "things he's found in the street".  He also has a collection of shabby suit coats and overalls that are 'stored' at the Gook home.  Sade believes his wife told him to get rid of them and believes he hides them out over at their house.

Erickson item?
* When Sade "talks" like Mr. Erickson in the script, she uses the semi-archaic term, "by Jingo[e]", which is listed in Wikipedia.

* Mr. Erickson not only left a wagon wheel, he left a hitching post as well.  Sade describes it as being made of iron and a "darky boy holdin' out his hand".

* East Grove [Street] was mentioned for the first and only time.  The street is known for it's large houses.

* Rush relays a story told to him by Nicer Scott about freaks from the circus eating in a restaurant.  The story isn't that funny until you begin to imagine Bill Idelson's voice in 1938 telling America this ridiculous tale.

* Sade says, "speaking of little green angels..." (as one would say, "speak of the devil...").  I did a bit of research and could not find the definition in Google Books, Wikipedia, etc.

39-07-13 Vic Explains How a Doorbell Rings

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
Mr. Erickson, the Gook landlord, gifts Sade with a brand new doorbell.  Vic is going to install it but wants to school Sade and Rush on how the thing works.

As usual, they aren't really listening and instead want to either tease Vic or Vic simply isn't explaining it the right way.

Either way, he quietly gets infuriated with them, just as Rush was infuriated with Nicer Scott earlier in the day.

SEE THE SCRIPT
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Nicer claims to have no sense of taste. He also claims to have 89 pairs of pants in cold storage (what is with Paul Rhymer and pants in cold storage?)

Vic says in this episode:
VIC: I know electric bells like I know the palm of my hand. 
This in reference to the doorbell gift Sade received from Mr. Erickson.  Recall there was the time that he could not fix the Donahue doorbell.  And many clocks have alarms, even electric ones.  And we know the problems Vic has with clocks.

39-12-28 A Vic and Sade Christmas Show

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Rush realizes he has no money to spend on friends and relatives for Christmas, so he devises a plan: switch his savings account over to a checking account and write checks for Christmas.  He and Blue Tooth Johnson have decided that adults will not cash the checks ($25 each!) thinking it to be a ridiculous amount, therefore, no money will ever change hands.

As for friends his age, he will send the checks to their parents, who will not cash the checks, thinking either it's bogus or inappropriate.

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I've never thought about it until now but Rush's scheme to get a hold of his savings account is very much like Vic trying to get a wide-brimmed hat!

This appears to be the first episode for Vic after his first stint with heart trouble and long lay-off.  They let him out of the hospital in time for Christmas, it seems.  Or since "Vic" only uttered one line, perhaps it was another actor.

Though this may have not been him, it does appear that he was around the next day (Christmas.)

41-12-05 The Biggest Fake in the History of the World

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Nicer Scott asks Rush to hide a basket of wrapped Christmas presents.  Rush agrees.  Once he gets home and examines the gifts, he finds that 7 or 8 of them are his!

He examines the gifts more closely and find they are addressed to him in a most-complimentary way.  And he wonders if they are really presents at all?  One looks like a brick (and feels like it.)  Another seems to be a jar full of rocks.

Is Rush's enemy trying to pull a fast one on him?  Rush and his parents seem to think so.

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I could find no known title to this episode, so I simply chose a title so that it could be more easily identified. The title comes from the first line that Rush has in the script.

The premise of the episode is that Nicer hopes to induce presents from Rush because of the quantity of presents in the basket. Rush is to feel overwhelmed and will feel a need to reciprocate.

However, Nicer must be an awful dumb kid if he thinks Rush will fall for such a ploy. After all, he's used to tricks such as this (recall this episode involving Smelly Clark, for example.)

Rush has been around the biggest-fake-in-the-history-of-the-world block a few times.  Including in 1937, when he tried a very similar thing, himself.

41-xx-xx Sade Can Keep a Secret

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Mis' Husher is upset at Sade.  She had a secret that she had told only Sade and it's all over town now: Mis' Husher's husband sends his laundry regularly to his mother in Wisconsin to be washed and ironed.  (That's some pretty juicy stuff!)

Sade though, claims to have not revealed the secret.  Vic inquires, if Sade didn't tell, how then did the secret get around?

It finally comes out that Sade told Ruthie Stembottom and Ruthie blabbed it all over.  Sade still insinuates that she is innocent because she doesn't keep anything from Ruthie.

Finally, feeling guilty, she runs upstairs and away from her husband and Rush.

SEE THE SCRIPT
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I have a feeling that if we could hear this one, it would be among our all-time favorites. It's amazing how a very simple premise can have so much life to it (I hope you take the time to actually read the script someday, from the book.)

Sade, when feeling guilty, likes to take off up the stairs.  Does she cry on her bed?  Take a long, hot shower?  We don't know.

Vic might be joking but claims he played baseball for the Yukon River Rascals in 1910.

Rush relays a story about Nicer Scott, who claims he can unfry an egg!

39-08-16 Two Tons of Coal #2

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Dog gone the dog gone luck!
Sade has surprising news that the Donahues, their former next door neighbors, who had moved away just about a month prior, are moving back into their old house.

Rush realizes that he and Vic will be stuck moving back the two tons of coal that they were "gifted" with and Vic knows the boys will also be forced to help the Donahues move furniture.

SEE SOME DIALOGUE AND THE SYNOPSIS
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Of course the men will scream like panthers!  Maybe Rush can come up with a better excuse than his "overalls are wrinkled" -- the flimsy excuse he used when he first had to move the large pile of coal.

Trivia:

+ Nicer Scott is up his old, narcissistic tricks - this time, claiming he's "The Most Popular Youngster on Virginia Avenue". Four months prior to this episode, Nicer extended his popularity farther than his street by claiming to have over 2 billion acquaintances.

+ Here's a bit of trivia you may have read before but forgotten:  Vic enjoys playing golf now and then.  It's mentioned in this script that he had a date with Mr. Buller to play at the end of the week.  Let's hope Vic wasn't asked to catch Buller's clubs from a fast passenger train...

+ It turns out that reason the Donahues moved back was they simply missed their neighbors.  (Never mind the fact that Mulberry Street is less than a mile away).

39-06-19 Nicer Scott Has a Ten Dollar Bill

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
RUSH: I don't want Nicer runnin' around loose with a ten dollar bill.  He's liable to do something unwise.

VIC:  Like spending it on himself.


Rush: Yeah.


Rush has informed his parents that Nicer Scott was given a $10 bill by his Uncle Frank this evening - only his parents don't know it.  Nicer is afraid if he reveals this to his parents that they will want to do something crazy with it such as put it in his savings account.  Nicer needs Rush's support during the night, or so says Rush.

There seems to be another story that Rush is not coming right out and saying: Rush is afraid the money will somehow be spent before he can go across the street and keep an eye on him.

SEE THE SCRIPT
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This episode, unlike any before it or any after it, puts Rush in a very bad light.  We all can be greedy and selfish but it's not often the bad part of us shines through for everyone to see.  This episode though shows off the worst of Rush.

While reading the script, I fully expected Sade to tell him he could go spend the night at Nicer's house and he wasn't to come home until late the next day.  Then I expected her to say - "and you are not to play with one toy or eat one item of food that is bought with that ten dollar bill."  Seems to me, that would kind of mess with Rush's greedy conscious for a while.

Rush was planning on talking Nicer into buying two high-powered squirt guns from Yamilton's (2 for 75 cents.) Rush had his eyes on one of the two guns.  He also had plans for Nicer to buy a couple of dozen red bananas from The Greek (they are 3 for a dime.)  Rush also mentions a little store on S. Center Street that sells a 4" x 4" x 4" brick of licorice for 35 cents.  He also mentions he might come home with an aviator's helmet, a couple of Third Lieutenant Stanley books, a lucky ring and an automatic pencil.

It was mentioned that Rush needs new clothes, for he is going to go to Carberry to visit his Aunt Bess, Uncle Walter and cousin Euncie.

Rush quotes word-for-word from a Third Lieutenant Stanley novel: Third Lieutenant Stanley on the Campus or The Thrilling Capture of the Bank Robbing Professors at Yale College.

Rush has 31 cents owed to him by his friends.

Sade mentions Bertha Joiner, a lady who read so many dime novels that she went loopy.  Would only wear one shoe.

38-06-08 Rush's Summertime Haircut

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
  • Vic arrives home to find Rush on the back porch.  Sade has company, so they'd rather stay outside.  Vic thinks Rush looks dismal.  In spite of his tough demeanor, Rush denies this, saying he's "shakin' with inward laughter."  Why?  "Nicer Scott got his head shaved an' he's the most comical spectacle ya ever saw in your life." 
  • Last night Rush was wanting to get his head shaved for summer. Mom put her foot down and ended it.  "Now Nicer Scott looks like a peeled onion while I still got a fine head of wavy hair."
  • Sade wants Vic to come in and say hello to Mis' Applerot.
    Vic: "Why don't I just stay where I am? That woman talks the arm off a fella."
  • Rush claims he's grateful his mother refused to let him go along with the crowd and have his head shaved.  Vic senses sour grapes.  Rush: "An' the funniest part of it is, to see Nicer you'd think he was proud of his appearance. Struts around like the People's Bank Building."  It's like the fox who lost his tail in a trap. He knows it won't grow back so he tries to convince the rest of the pack they'd be better off without the nuisance of having a tail.  Rush: "I shake with inward merriment."
  • Rush points out that Nicer's hat won't fit now – flops right down over his eyes.  He has to have a safety pin to hold his hat on.  Rush: "An' you know what I do?"  Vic: "No. What do you do?"  Rush: "I curl my lip."  Vic: "Whatcha do that for?" Rush: "To show him I'm shakin' with inward laughter.  I done that about sixty times a school today."  Nicer accused Rush of being jealous. 
  • Rush: "There's a million disadvantages to havin' your head shaved. Besides makin' your hat so big it won't fit ya, ya also run a dangerous risk of catchin' a horrible sunburn.  Vic: "That so?"  Rush: "Sure. See, a person's wavy head of full hair makes a protection.  When your head is shaved down to the bone ya got no protection.  The sun gets a straight shot at your skull an' pretty soon your brains melt down to a low gravy where ya finally don't know what one plus one is."
  • Sade joins the boys; Rush thanks her.  She giggles because Mis' Scott told her all the positive effects of having Nicer's head shaved for the summer. Rush asks if Sade will allow him to have his head shaved now. She says okay.  Rush asks Vic for six bits.  Rush: "Give me seventy-five cents.  I'll beat it to the barber shop right now.  Quick.  Before Mom changes her mind." - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
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The episodes are few and far between when either 'the boys' (plus Russell) can trick Sade.  This one counts as one and the time they shocked her with the washing machine would be two.  I can't think of another time.

A head shave costing 75 cents is a bit amazing; I would have guessed 50 cents at the most.  This website about Portsmouth, Massachusetts says that a shave and a haircut cost 35 cents in 1940.

Mis' Appelrot and Sade appear to be friends in this episode.  It comes and goes.  Remember, in 1937, Sade took a car ride to Dwight with Mis' Appelrot, so they weren't always enemies.

Up to 1937 it seems they were not friendly.  In 1937 and 1938 they were friendly.  From 1939-1943 they were unfriendly.  In 1944 and beyond they were friendly.

Writer Paul Rhymer used the word "gravy" again when talking about 'melting.'  He also did this in a September 1937 episode.

42-08-24 Rush's New School Clothes

STARRING: BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Sade wants Rush to meet her downtown in the afternoon so she can purchase school clothes for him while they are on sale.

We already know that Rush hates having his mom pick out school clothes and Rush also knows that enemy-friend-enemy Nicer Scott is going to be shopping for his own school clothes by himself this same afternoon, ready to razz him for having his "mommy" pick out his school clothes for him.

It gets worse as Rush finds out a myriad of Sade's lady friends are also going with them plus Mildred Tisdale.
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Middle-of-the road episode with not much going on. The episode, however, features great sound.

Trivia:

+ Rush had been playing baseball before he came home. This time, he was playing left field. In previous episodes he has played pitcher, 1st base and 3rd base.

+ Rogers department store was mentioned for the first time.

+ Mr. Scott, Mis' Goffers and Mis' Tisdale were mentioned for the first time. Little was said of them although Mis' Goffers and Mis' Tisdale (Margaret's mother) were to go on the shopping trip and Mr. Scott is Nicer's dad.

+ For the first time in the surviving episodes (I think) Sade calls Rush, "Dr. Sleech."

+ As of this episode we learn that Mildred is 13 years old.

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42-05-15 Mentioned in Dispatches

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY,  BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

The family have stories to tell but instead of being polite about it, they are rather impolite to each other, each anxious to tell their own anecdotes.
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A very poor-sounding episode with only the last half of the episode remaining.

Trivia:

+ Sade tells the story of Ruthie Stembottom telling off Mis' Appelrot [again] in the underwear department of Kleeburger's [again.] This same event transpired the day Mr. Ruebush dropped Vic off to grab some papers at the Gook house and Sade delayed Vic with her story. Sade says Ruthie got upset when Mis' Appelrot called her, 'Mis' Stembopper.'

+ Rush says Nicer Scott got pasted one upside the snoot by Mildred Tisdel! He had given her a bad grade when grading her paper and later made a casual remark about it near the 2nd floor water fountain.

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42-04-06 Scrap Drive

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY,  BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

After being inspired by an auditorium talk by Mr. Chinbunny, Rush, Blue Tooth Johnson, Vernon Peggles and even Nicer Scott team up to form the Virginia Avenue Area Sons of Patriotism Salvage Indemnity: boys who collects scrap metals and paper for the U.S. Government during World War II.

Nicer and Rush have called a truce to their bickering for the duration of the war but Rush is keeping a little black book and putting down marks in it everytime Nicer does something that makes him mad. After the war (presumably) Rush will give Nicer "a paste upside the snoot" for every mark in the book.
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The VASoPSI and friends - hard at work (imagined)
I can't prove it but this sounds very much like war propaganda and one of the few times that Paul Rhymer wrote one of these types of shows. The family doesn't quite sound the same here - especially Sade (Bernadine Flynn) who acts way too nicey-nice - almost as though she is giving the regular listening audience a clue that she doesn't like the fact that the government is pressuring Rhymer to write a certain way. However, that's only speculation on my part.

The fact though remains that Flynn seems to be overacting and saying things totally out her character, such as, "It really is a good thing (about the scrap drive.)"

Sade normally poo-poos anything to do with the government and most things in general.

Trivia:

+ This is the first time in surviving episodes that the war has been mentioned or alluded to.

+ Rush mentioned that he had spent 20 minutes with Nicer this day and had already made nine marks in his little black book. He even gave Nicer a mark in the book for tying his shoe.

+ Rush speculates that a story of Nicer Scott's Uncle Ralph might be untrue: the man was so insane about a woman in Ohio that he said he'd disown his own grandfather for her - and he did, in a ceremony held in Hoffman City, Oklahoma. His grandfather died of grief 20 minutes later.

+ Nicer Scott also claims that his Uncle Harry was very patriotic. He owned the Central Indiana Mid-Western railroad but with a pick and a shovel he went out and removed all the rails and gave them to the U.S.government. He also gave the government all of his tools. In addition, he gave the government 10,000 miles worth of tracks, 46 locomotives and 19 switch engines.

The one drawback to all of this is that it left the city of Indianapolis cut off from civilization.

+ Vic mocks Rush and lists off a bunch of the names of his friends. One of those names was "Harry Phapp," which hasn't been mentioned before. He has mentioned a "L. Wiley Phapp" who works with Gus Fuss at Plant #17 in Dubuque, Iowa - I'm going to assume that they are the same person and going to characterize Wiley Phapp as being sometimes referred to as "Harry."

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41-11-20 Rush Humiliated on Thanksgiving

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Nicer Scott has been over at the Gook house and notices that Rush uses a small set of eating utensils; something like a small child would use.   The utensils even have an angel on them.

Nicer takes this information, spreads it across the neighborhood and hopes to smear and humiliate Rush.

Meanwhile, Rush is infuriated with Nicer and plans to go over and "wang him one upside the bean." Instead, he has to answer degrading phone calls that inquire if he does other baby activities.
MIS' CROWE SAYS:

Nicer Scott is at it again. He has discovered a dirty secret about Rush and is spreading it all over town.

I love what this episode says about families, and the way that each family has its own unique quirks that no one ever mentions because they’ve always done something a certain way. It can be either eye-opening or embarrassing to have the outside world come into your private family sphere and look with fresh eyes at the way you do things. It never even occurred to Rush that his little knife and fork were unusual, until someone else called attention to it.

What did you find out was weird about your family later in life? I learned that most families don’t put weird-tasting dead bacteria on their popcorn, that animal skulls are not as widely-used in home decor as I thought, and that cars that don’t work anymore usually go to the junkyard, not just the backyard. 

SEE THE TRANSCRIPT (transcribed by Lydia Crowe)
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Sarah Cole said it best:
[Rush] is in a rage at the neighbor boy, who has passed the word among his friends that Rush eats with a baby knife and fork. As it turns out, Rush DOES eat with baby silverware, because that's what Sade has always put by his plate, and he didn't want to make a fuss about it. His struggle is the struggle we all face, or that remind us of what our children are confronting.
Freedom From Want
Trivia:

+ The episode title mentions Thanksgiving. Although Thanksgiving isn't mentioned on the show, November 20, 1941 was indeed Thanksgiving.

+ It's worth pointing out that this was the very first Thanksgiving since Franklin Roosevelt's famous Four Freedoms speech (January 1941.) The Four Freedoms would be masterfully depicted by Norman Rockwell in 4 paintings two years later, including the famous, "Freedom From Want" Thanksgiving scene.  This was also the last Thanksgiving before rationing and World War II, so this Thanksgiving embodied a freedom from want.
1941 US Postage stamp
You could imagine families talking about this Thanksgiving during the war as the Thanksgiving where various foods were in abundant supply.  In the war years, there would be little butter, sugar, meat etc.

The Japanese would attack Pearl Harbor 17 days from the day this episode aired, forever changing the world and certainly changing Thanksgiving dinners for the next four years.

+ It's well known that Rush dislikes Nicer Scott a lot. So, one wonders why was Nicer over at the Gook house to begin with?  The answer might simply be: Thanksgiving.  Perhaps the Scott family was invited over.

I can imagine a missing episode where Rush protests inviting them over, much like he whined about Nicer having to sleep over when the Scott's had company.

+ Sade is preoccupied reading the paper and about a local wedding.  Mentioned in the list of wedding guests Sade reads is "J. Cadwalader Urquart" - reminding one of "Otis J. Cadwalader" who was Molly's old boyfriend on Fibber McGee and Molly (and played by Gale Gordon both on radio and in the motion picture, "Here We Go Again." )

Oddly, the first Fibber McGee and Molly motion picture was Look Who's Laughing that came out the day after this episode aired.  (November 21, 1941.)

Isn't it likely that Paul Rhymer saw a pre-screening of the film (in Chicago, the home of both Vic and Sade and Fibber McGee and Molly at the time) and was influenced to use the name, which he had heard many times on the radio?  Perhaps the name was used in "Look Who's Laughing?"

+ Sade reads that the bride and groom rode away from the wedding on a motorcycle.  That was probably a very funny idea in 1941 but really doesn't seem that odd today...

+ The back of the fork has "Darling Baby" inscribed on it. Why would the fork say this if Rush was adopted at 7 years old? And if the utensils are for a baby, why are they 2/3rds the size of regular forks and not 1/3rd or smaller?

+ Dismal Seepage, Ohio is mentioned for the first time in the surviving audio. It will later go down in Vic and Sade lore more than places like Grovelman, South Carolina and East Brain, Oregon.

+ It's mentioned that Mr. and Mrs. John M. Weeper lives on South Center Street.  They held the wedding party that Sade read about in the paper.

+ This episode didn't just occur on Thanksgiving, but on the very first Thansgiving that those in the United States observe.

Sade mixes up her metaphors: {{{HEAR}}}

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41-08-26 Uncle Fletcher the Protector

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Uncle Fletcher: And still another brother... and still another brother Sadie, that didn't get drowned at all!

Vic is away, so Uncle Fletcher decides to come over and spend the night when he reads in the paper that this night might contain "sharp thunderstorms." His philosphy is that women and children are timid about thunderstorms.
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I'm not sure what help Uncle Fletcher would be, even if Sade and Rush were afraid of thunderstorms. But he "reassures" them as he says, "[If there] comes up a heavy rain later on with lightning and wind, I'll be in the next bedroom, going back to sleep." He also says the same thing about burglars: "If you see any burglars, just remember I'm in the next bedroom, going back to sleep."

Trivia:

+ Sade tells Rush they can do the dishes later. This is typically a no-no for Sade.

+ Uncle Fletcher confuses Willis Rohrback in the street with Blue Tooth Johnson, twice.

+ Sade made mention that Vic has been gone a month and is expected back in a few days. This was probably just a vacation for Art Van Harvey but I'd be curious to know how the show explained away Vic's absence for a whole month? It seems the only viable excuse would be for work or lodge business. There's no way Sade would let him be gone away a month for lodge business for we can assume that the absence was explained away by Vic being on a business trip.

+ Uncle Fletcher sounds "different" in this episode. Maybe Clarence Hartzell had a cold or something.

+ Uncle Fletcher refers to Fred Stembottom as "Ted."  This is the first time this happens in the surviving audio.  He would later go on to influence everyone to call him that.

+ Uncle Fletcher tells the story of Ernie Feemer. Ernie wasn't afraid of anything - except thunderstorms. Even at age 46 he'd hide under his bed when a thunderstorm was happening.

Perhaps the oddest thing about Ernie was that he married a girl whose last name was, "Veefy." And Walter M. Veefy (perhaps the brother-in-law of Ernie Feemer) drowned in the Missouri River. He had a brother drowned in the Ohio River and yet another brother who drowned in the Mississippi River. And another brother who didn't drown in any river at all. {{{HEAR}}}

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41-05-xx Rush, Bulletin Board Monitor

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Vic comes home from work early in order to do a little work on the lawnmower and presumably, he or Rush would mow the lawn soon after it was fixed.

However, Vic instead lounges around talking over the bulletin board material Rush has brought home to sort out.
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Not a memorable episode but an informative one in which we get to hear some of the unheard characters say things about themselves, via the bulletin board material.

Trivia:

+ Sade mentions she could hear the courthouse clock when it struck 4:30. The courthouse building is on Virginia Avenue, roughly 2 blocks from the Gook home.

+ Rush is the Bulletin Board Monitor at school.

+ Vernon Peggles' bulletin board material included these facts: He plans on moving to Alaska after he gets married; his Uncle and Aunt (James and Bertha Wyatt) live at 226 N. Mason Street and recently cooked dinner for them. His favorite foods are grapes, butter, ketchup and celery.

+ LeRoy Snow's "facts" include bragging that he is getting smarter, isn't afraid of snakes or poisonous insects and has 3 uncles that are barbers.

+ Charlie Razorscum can be seen painting his window screens.

+ Rush reads a notice from the school that states, "Several Freshman girls have developed the habit of monopolising the second floor drinking fountain at the west end of the building. They crowd around and keep thirsty students from getting water."

+ Mr. Chinbunny stated that there would be severe penalties for students who are caught tampering with the delicate instruments in the physics lab.

+ Mis' Engle was mentioned for the first time. She is the school librarian.

+ Rush has a pair of ice skates for sale.

+ It seems perhaps Nicer Scott (recall, he claims to be acquainted with more than 2 billion individuals) may be a bit of a narcissist: {{{HEAR}}}

🎙 Hear the Vic and Sadecast 076 – Bulletin Board Monitor (11/15/17)

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41-04-23 Sleep Tight, Mr. Donahue

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

In order to get some sleep, Mr. Donahue (who just got back from Chicago) decides to sleep in the back of a friend's car. The car is being driven to Chicago and back in about 7 hours. When Donahue gets back home, he had to go back to Chicago on the train.
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An episode where not a lot is going on other than Vic and Rush watching Mr. Donahue leave for Chicago in his pajamas.  A funny premise, very Paul Rhymer-like but bereft of funny lines.

Trivia:

+ The man who owns the car is Erkhardt. He is the brother of Mis' Scott. His car has a bed in the back. Ekrhardt and Mr. Donahue are good friends.

+ This is the first episode in which Vernon Peggles was mentioned. He is a smart boy with an adenoid problem. He found a train ticket from Phelps City, Oklahoma to Rutherford, Nebraska. According to Vic, it's worth about $50.00.

When Vic and Rush are looking out the window to see Mr. Donahue get into the back of the car in his pajamas, there's a lot of waving at the folks outside (EDITED): {{{HEAR}}}

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40-xx-xx Ice Cream and Salted Peanuts at Midnight

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY AND BILL IDELSON
Rush gets home late at night and Vic wants to know why.  Seems that Rush and few of his friends have been invited to eat the salted nuts and ice cream that will be left over from the party at the Husher house.

The party isn't quite over, so Rush drops by the house to inform Vic (at 11:20 at night) while his friends are out in the Gook yard, skulking around.

Vic, reluctant at first, lets Rush skulk about a bit longer.  Vic will wait for Rush to get back because the faces, noses and tongues in the windows have frightened him.
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
A carnival atmosphere descends upon Virginia Avenue as Rush and his friends await free snacks at midnight. Vic is disturbed by the turn of events.

This is an old favorite of mine, as I love anything involving Rush’s goofy friends, and Vic’s reaction to the situation lets us see him much more jumpy and on-edge than he usually is. As in “The Davises are Asleep Upstairs,” Vic proves himself to be a little helpless against Rush and his friends when Sade is not around. He is highly flustered by all these people skulking in his yard in the darkness, but he also can’t bring himself to ruin Rush’s summer vacation fun. I doubt he believes himself capable of going up against 12 teenagers anyway.

I wonder what the scene was like at Mr. and Mis’ Husher’s when all 12 boys barged into their kitchen in the middle of the night…
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Sade is not in this episode but if she would have been, she would have no doubt reminded Rush that, "Ice cream gives nightmares."

Vic and Sade do not like Rush's friends skulking around. Recall a previous episode, where Rush's friends were out in the yard late at night, spooking Vic and Sade.

What's Sade doing? {{{HEAR}}}

+ The kids skulking in the yard are: Blue Tooth Johnson, Smelly Clark, Rooster Davis, Heinie Call, Willis Rohrback, Nicer Scott, LeRoy Snow, Leland Richards, Milton Welch and two new friends to the surviving audio series: Arnold Shipley and Cracky Otto.

+ Arnold Shipley lives on East Emerson Street. Rush owes him 6 cents but Arnold would "call it even" if he could be allowed to enjoy the ice cream and salted nuts with the gang.

+ This is the first time East Emerson is mentioned. There's already been a SOUTH Emerson Street mentioned; one wonders how there could be an EAST Emerson?

+ Rush claims that Willis Rohrback always flattens his nose against windows when he looks in them. Claims that it gives a "pleasent sensation." Rush also claims that Leland Richards presses his tongue against windows.

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40-09-xx Mr. Sludge Grows a Mustache

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Mr. Sludge has been up all night with a toothache and his landlord, Mis’ Harris is cleaning the house; therefore Mr. Sludge is having a nice afternoon nap on the Gook sofa.

Vic and Rush are in high spirits and Rush draws a mustache on poor Mr. Sludge. Can he do it without being reprimanded by Sade? Can he blame Vic and vice-versa?
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Up to no good...
Mr. Sludge is sleeping on the Gooks’ davenport. This brings out an impish streak in Vic and Rush.

All “Vic and Sade” is at least a little funny because it’s “Vic and Sade,” but this one is straight comedy. It’s carefully-constructed and well-timed with lots of jokes, and I think it’s one of the funniest episodes in the whole series. You can tell that Vic is in a mood to cause some mischief from the moment he walks in the door. Rush gamely follows his lead, and it keeps escalating toward the inevitable finish. All I can say is Mr. Sludge must be one heavy sleeper.

I would like to note that it appears from the opening lines of this episode that Leland Richards is courting Anabel Hemstreet now. Rush seems fine with that, in spite of the fact that they have a bit of a history. I guess they were just friends all this time after all. That, or Anabel decided to give up on Rush when he couldn’t pick up any of the hint anvils she was dropping.
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This is a terrific episode with excellent sound quality. Mr. Sludge seems to be the boy's favorite patsy. Rush doesn't even really need to be prodded very hard to do the dirty deed.

My favorite parts of the episode is hearing Vic and Rush talk at the same time to Sade.

Hear 'Shambles Constant' talk about this episode:  (((hear)))

Trivia:

+ Rush refers to Leland Richards as being "kind-hearted."

+ Vic does an imitation of Uncle Fletcher before we ever get a chance to hear the real Uncle Fletcher! While Vic doesn’t sound like Fletcher, he does say the same things Uncle Fletcher would say: {{{HEAR}}}

+ Rush almost got in a fight with Nicer Scott at school as Nicer stepped on Rush’s heel while he was using the water fountain.

+ Rush has to bring his copy of “Lady of the Lake” to school.

+ Rush’s Physiology teacher at school is Mis’ Shay.

+ Rush learned the following things about sleeping persons in physiology (edited): {{{HEAR}}}

+ Rush refers to Vic as being a "punk ventriloquist."

+ Totally busted - yet innocent (edited): (((HEAR)))

+ Vic describes Mr. Sludge sleeping: (((HEAR)))

Hear the Vic and Sadecast about this episode
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40-07-22 Mr. Donahue Asks for Demotion

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON

Sade, the bubbling gossiper, has news to share with Vic and Rush. Mr. Donahue has asked for a demotion back to being an "ordinary engineer." 
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Mr. Donahue’s fancy new job as traveling inspector of locomotives isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, it turns out.

Climbing the ladder sounds great, and it’s part of the American dream to rise above your initial station in life, but it’s not always as easy as it sounds to make that change. Paul Rhymer explores that part of American culture that we like to think doesn’t exist — class. Certainly class isn’t as present in American lives as it is in other countries, but it’s there — just in subtle ways. One of Mr. Donahue’s biggest problems with his new job is that he has risen in class — and, as a result, he’s been forcibly separated from his friends.
SADE: Mr. Donahue loses out on jolly fellowship with his friends.
VIC: How so?
SADE: Well, mainly because he’s the boss.
VIC: Mmm.
SADE: Take it when he makes a trip to St. Louis, for instance.
VIC: Uh?
SADE: At the end of the run, the fireman and the engineer go to a restaurant patronized by railroad men.
VIC: Uh-huh.
SADE: Well, Mr. Donahue, of course, goes along. All right. They go inside the eatin’ place, and the other two fellas sit at the counter. But Mr. Donahue ain’t supposed to sit at the counter. He’s travelin’ inspector of locomotives. Dignity, see.
VIC: Mmm.
SADE: He has to take a table. All by himself. Counter is crowded with brakemen and engineers and firemen and flagmen and so on, all laughin’ and talkin’ and havin’ a high old time. All friends of Mr. Donahue, too. He’d love to join ‘em. But he can’t. He has to sit at his table with the white cover on it and watch everybody enjoy theirself.
VIC: Huh.
SADE: Day after day, that business. St. Louis, Kansas City, Chicago, Joliet, Alton, Peoria…every place.
VIC: Uh.
SADE: Well, Mis’ Donahue told me it almost breaks his heart.
It’s not that he has a higher salary — it’s that he’s an authority figure, and in that kind of job structure, you can’t be equal to everyone else. Class has to rear its ugly head. Mr. Donahue cares about friendship and happiness more than he cares about money or prestige. He’s just not cut out to be a boss. Wonder what Rhymer would have thought of Jon Ronson’s research on sociopathy and CEOs… 
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Perhaps the most serious of the episodes that remain in circulation, there are few if any funny lines in this episode.

This episode however, can boast as being one of the best-sounding ones of the lot.

Trivia:

+ Sade calls one of Rush's friends "What's His Name"; we never do find out who she is talking about.

+ Oakland Avenue is mentioned. From the way Sade was talking, it must be in expensive part of town.

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40-05-29 Nicer the Goader

STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON 
Rush and his enemy Nicer Scott are going at it again. The fight occurs over the fact that Nicer makes ridiculous claims and Rush is tired of it.
MIS' CROWE SAYS:
Prelude to the afternoon of a paste upside the snoot.

I can’t help but feel a weird tinge of pride that thorn-in-Rush’s-side Nicer Scott comes from Burlington, Iowa, which is just a stone’s throw away from my hometown, though I feel the need to clarify that he in no way represents all Southeast Iowans.

Sometimes Nicer Scott makes me think of this story that ran on This American Life, “The Super Always Rings Twice.” It concerns a blustering braggart of a New York building superintendent, who tells all kinds of stories about his lethal power and prestige back in his home country of Brazil, stories which absolutely no one in the building believes. And then it turns out — spoiler alert — that they were all completely 100% true. What if Nicer Scott’s stories are all true, too? Well, the ones that are not factually impossible, anyway. What if he has got 87 pairs of pants in cold storage back in Burlington, Iowa? 

It always strikes me that Rush never actually gets punished in this episode. He gets a good talking-to, but he is actually given a lot of opportunity to talk and to defend his actions to his parents. Although they claim not to sympathize with him, I can’t help but think that by the end of the story, they do!  They can’t seem to think of anything else to tell him besides “You’re a pretty good boy” and “Try not to do it again.” While I would never advocate violence…some people really do just need a paste upside the snoot. Not that it seems to be a deterrent for Nicer.
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This episode has amazing similarities with 39-11-07 Smelly Makes a Speech.

That being said, the ridiculous claims made by Nicer and Paul Rhymer's art of the preposterous saves the day.

Trivia:

A Mohawk Indian in a cage!
+ In days prior, Mildred Tisdel had teased Rush and made him mad.

+ Leroy Snow has a girlfriend.

+ We find out that Heinie Call lives across the street from the Gooks.

+ Claims made by Nicer that were revealed in this episode:
  • claimed to have various blood in him: Cuban (3 gallons), Eskimo (quart and a half), French (pint) and Greek (2 teacups.) 
  • claimed to have never looked at himself in the "looking glass"/mirror.
  • claimed to have 87 pairs of pants in a cold-storage vault in Burlington, Iowa.
  • claimed he can chin himself 35 times.
  • claimed to have owned a live Mohawk Indian and kept him in a cage.
  • claimed to have slept 26 hours at a stretch.
  • claimed that in Burlington, Iowa he could stick out his tongue and touch his ear with it.
+ In the episode 39-04-03 Rush Draws List of Acquaintances, Nicer mentioned relatives and acquaintances to Rush in several parts of the country, but none of them were in Burlington, Iowa (which is mentioned twice in this episode as to where he came from).

+ Rush says the Brick Mush man is nearly bald.

Another point of contention: The number of hairs on Nicer's head... {{{HEAR}}}

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