STARRING: ART VAN HARVEY, BERNARDINE FLYNN AND BILL IDELSON
Vic announces he will dine lightly. He's ordered beef punkles and Limber-schwartz cheese from Mr. Croucher, which he intends to cook and feed to Mr. Buller this eve in the kitchen while Sade entertains in the living room. However, Sade's concerned about the strong odors from the cheese. She suggests to Vic that he move his dinner to the Butler House Hotel.
Vic announces he'll cook in the basement. Sade's not happy about this. But Mis' Brighton calls apologetically, wanting to postpone her visit until next week. She and Mis' Chilly heard about Croucher's special. Beef punkles and Limber-schwartz cheese are Mis' Chilly's favorite foods! Sade tells them to come ahead. When she calls Croucher's to order more beef punkles and cheese, she finds they are sold out, so she offers to allow Vic to feed Mr. Buller the "dainty little white cakes" and she can feed the beef punkles and cheese to her lady friends.
SCRIPT (Part 1) (Part 2)
* We previously knew that Miss Kinney was Rush's Latin teacher in High School, but we find out (suspect, anyway) here that she was also a teacher at his Junior High.
* Wanting to "eat light", Vic was planning on eating "bread and milk for lunch. (This could be cornbread and buttermilk...).
* Mis' Chilly is Mis' Brighton's sister-in-law.
* Mis' Drummond's first name is Ida. "Bulldog" is her son; he was a nemesis of Rush during the first few years of the show. The Drummond's never move (they are around in the 'Russell years') but for some reason, Bulldog is never mentioned in the later (post-1938) scripts/audio.
* Vic comments that Mr. Buller "just about goes mad" over Limber-schwartz cheese and beef punkles. And you know, who doesn't? According to Vic, he and Buller plan to eat the deli delights for an hour-and-a-half.
* It is inferred in the script that beef punkles give off a stinky odor when they cook, as the word "offended" is used in relation to the guests having to smell the odor, not to mention "horrible reek"; even uncooked it "smells terrible" (Rush). As a matter of fact, it smells so bad, Sade instructs Rush to put Vic and Buller's food outside on the porch! And, much like Stingyberry Jam, it is said the punkles "crawl" all over the house (certainly a knock on it's odor).
* The cheese doesn't smell good either. We get a glimpse into Rush's child activities when he talks about the smell of the slaughterhouse. You can just see those young scallywags wandering down there for fun and amusement.
* Dan Quayle = doofus, right? This script, and many others, show that writer Paul Rhymer often misspelled 'potato' with an 'e'; either that, or the 'e' was commonplace and acceptable in the Midwest at one time. Yet, Quayle (from neighboring Indiana) is an "idiot" and Rhymer is a "genius".