Uncle Fletcher sends a box to his neice and family. The Gooks are reserved and careful while examining the outside of it, knowing his eccentricity.
Upon opening the box, the Gooks find a variety of peculiar cigars, collected over the years by Sade's uncle. Though he's left careful notes about where each came from (no doubt, they all had a value of some sort to Uncle Fletcher), Vic surmises that the cigars are worthless as far as tobacco-enjoyment is concerned, since they are old and uncared-for.
Sade, however, understands that her uncle sent a very thoughtful gift.
The title is one I have provided purely for identification purposes.
[The gist of this episode is revealed in the book,Vic and Sade on the Radio: A Cultural History of Paul Rhymer's Daytime Series]