STARRING: DAVID WHITEHOUSE AND CLARENCE HARTZELL
- Russell has been having a dull chat on the phone with Oyster Krecker: "I've had a good many dull telephone conversations during the course of my career, but I believe this one takes the cake for being the dullest. Yeah. Beg pardon? Repeat that dull remark, please, Oyster, I didn't quite catch it. It looked like rain yesterday? Say, I believe that's the dullest remark you've made yet. Let's hang up, Oyster. Huh? Draw a merciful curtain over this dull, sick telephone call."
- Fletcher: I expect you know what and where Detroit, Michigan are.
- Fletcher cautions Russell not to play with the telephone because he might get electrocuted. "A little lad about your age living in Detroit, Michigan succumbed to temptation one afternoon when his mama was away from home, and he commenced to play with the telephone and what do you think happened? Russell: (bluntly) "He got electrocuted". Fletcher: (gently) "Yes. And all they ever found of him was one of his little patent leather booties with the tosil singed at the bottom."
- Fletcher mentions he's due at the corner of Main and Washington Streets at 4:30.
- He's carrying a red flag under his arm. Russell thinks he's got the job of substituting for the watchman on the street gang. Russell has jumped to an incorrect conclusion.
- Fletcher: "Art McWhinniman is going to be working in a man-hole at Washington and Main and I will serve as man-hole guard."
- When city hall asked Fletcher to do the job, he wanted to know who'd be in the man-hole. That's important because of the need for teamwork. He begins to explain using the example of a horse standing in the road.
- He and Russell bicker a little over the horse's name. Phone rings. Fletcher insists on answering it. Russell: "Yeah, I guess you better. I certainly don't want to get electrocuted." Russell recognizes the voice on the phone is that of Mis' Trogle. But Fletcher, as he's inexplicably prone to do, tells her she's got the wrong number and hangs up, goes back to talking about his man-hole job, explaining he's an old hand at this business. Why put a rookie on the job? "I'll be as cool-headed at Washington and Main as I'd be at the corner of Virginia and Kelsey in this quiet neighborhood." - compiled by Barbara Schwarz, edited by Jimbo Mason
___________________It appears that Russell was snarky on the telephone. As I've mentioned before, it's my opinion that Russell is as his best when he's being a jerk.
It's a known fact that people can get electrocuted through the telephone during a lightning storm; although on average, only one person is killed this way each year.
Why is it that Uncle Fletcher hangs up the phone of Sade's lady friends when they call? You wonder if he ever answers the phone at his landlady's house and if so, does he do the same thing there to her lady friends?